Day in Review: It is Good to Be a Baseball Fan on the West Coast

Coors Field from a Hank Shulman video grab Tweet

So cold at Coors Field. only a few hundred showed for first game (from a Hank Schulman video grab Tweet)

I grew up in the midwest– Minnesota/Wisconsin- and I loved baseball from the age of 7, shortly after my Mom got out of prison, and married my stepdad.  He’s my Dad now– I have two- that’s the 1970s for you.  Anyway, being in Central Time, I always hated when the Twins would play on the West Coast, because it was past my bedtime.  Games would end at midnight or later my time, and I always had an envy for the people that were still up.  I would take a transistor radio to bed with me with the volume down low and listen to the games, always American League- so the Angels, A’s or Mariners back then.  I still remember the night that Angels SS Rick Burleson (“Rooster”, formerly of the Red Sox) tearing his Rotator cuff during a game, and feeling bad later for kind of being happy that he got injured (I didn’t know then that the extent of that injury would lead to the end of his career)  Sorry, Rooster.…  Now that I’ve lived on the West coast for 23 of my 43 years, being where the time is “earlier” is, after all this time, something that still brings me joy.  The Giants go into extra-innings… and even though they lose… I just feel so grateful to be up at a decent hour and see how the whole day of baseball played out.  Brandon Belt— nice work!  The Giants are an entertaining team.

Not gonna do the whole day in review thing today… it is a little late, and it was kind of an exhausting baseball day with the early double headers (and my fantasy team getting its ass kicked by She Hate Me), so I’m gonna go kind of Henry Rollins on you and do my list of nine with each bullet being no more than four words.

1. READ Verducci on hitting.

2. Coors Field, 23 degrees.

3. Justin Upton, HR 10

4. Dodger Billingsley, Tommy John.

5. Valverde is Tigers closer.

6. Wainwright was brilliant tonight.

7. Howie Kendrick homers twice.

8. Brewers win 9th straight.

9. The Astros won today!!

(Earth) Day in Review: Monday, 4.22.13

MLB: Milwaukee Brewers at San Diego Padres

The above pinky belongs to Brewers SP Kyle Lohse.  He dislocated it when colliding with Padres 2B Jed Gyorko during a play at first.  It is on his non-pitching hand, so he should be fine for his next start (they say).  Still, ouch.  Easing the pain, I’m sure, is that Lohse and his Brewers won- the team’s 8th in a row after an 8-2 start.  And everybody’s favorite “innocent” PED user Ryan Braun got another HR.  Oh, joy.

In that Brewers game, the Padres broke their unfortunate streak of innings without scoring a run at 25 2/3 when they scored in the 5th tonight.  It was their only run, losing to the Brew Crew 7-1.

The Angels lost to the Rangers tonight on an A.J. Pierzynski 9th inning HR by the score of 7-6, but there was a bright spot. Josh Hamilton, who had an awful weekend and who saw Albert Pujols intentionally walked by the Tigers to get to him- a successful move each time- was finally moved in the lineup to hitting behind Mark Trumbo.  Hamilton went 4-4 for the 16th time in his career.  Of course, with Trout-Pujols-Trumbo going a combined 0-13 in front of him, it didn’t help the Angels fortunes much.  Still, it has to be heartening for Angels fans to see Hamilton bust out.  He did have 2 RBI and saw his average rise to .222.

Mother Nature saw games canceled in Minneapolis and Denver again.  That makes 15th postponed games so far three weeks in.  USA Today’s Bob Nightengale in his piece pointed out that the record for postponed games is 26 in 2007.  A lot of whiny types are saying that the Twins should play in the Metrodome on days like today. The sky isn’t falling, it’s just snow.  It’ll all work out.

Twins closer Glen Perkins is proving to be a pretty funny guy.  Today on Twitter he posted: “If you like peeing in the snow, like I do, this has been a great spring!!

The National League teams with the two best records- Braves and Rockies -will attempt to play a double header tomorrow, but the Braves are going to be without Jason Heyward indefinitely as he was taken to the hospital today for an appendectomy. I was going to say “emergency” appendectomy, and maybe I’d be correct, but I have not heard yet of a scheduled one.  I’m sure there have been.  Moving on…

In Houston, King Felix notched his 100th career win.  The Mariners beat the (Not-lowly) Astros 7-1. Hernandez pitched six innings and struck out 9.  Afterward it was reported that he had some stiffness in his backHopefully it isn’t anything serious. Michael Morse, who started off super hot with six HRs in the first six games before getting hit on the hand has been ice cold.  He didn’t go on the DL, but after taking a few days off, he has gone 3 for 28 since, a .107 mark…  Hernandez is the third pitcher to win 100 or more games in a Mariners uniform.  Can you name the other two?  (answer at the end).

The Reds Shin-Soo Choo got hit by a pitch for the 10th time this month alone.  Enough of this bullshit.  The next starter to face him needs to give him some high heat.  A little chin music for Shin should back him off the plate.  Bring on Bob Gibson.

The Nationals stadium featured “Sweet Caroline” today during the game.  Enough already.  Time to move on.  The tragedy in Boston was not about baseball… especially not in Washington D.C. three days after everybody else followed the Yankees lead.

The Giants beat the Diamondbacks in dramatic fashion tonight.  Down 4-2 heading into the 8th, Buster Posey tied it up with his second HR in as many days to tie it.  In the bottom of the 9th, Andres Torres led off with a single, Brandon Crawford sacrificed him to second, and then the story got good.  1B Brandon Belt, who has been off to an awful start, and who was informed that he wouldn’t be seeing as much playing time (in fact, he didn’t start tonight, but came off the bench for defensive purposes) singled in the winning run in a walk-off 5-4 victory.  Hank Schulman, the Giants beat writer, wrote that manager Bruce Bochy himself worked with Belt in the batting cages before the game.  “Apparently, it worked” he tweeted. The Giants are a fun team.

Schulman and the San Francisco Chronicle’s Scott Ostler also wrote a piece on the disappearance of the large plaque on the wall behind the center field bleachers that commemorated Barry Bonds‘ all-time record breaking HR missing.  Are the Giants trying to distance themselves further from the tainted player?  Did it get stolen?  Read it here.

Finally, Giants fans haven’t forgotten the heroes of the 2010 World Series, even though they just won another last year with a team that largely still plays for them.  They are happy to have Andres Torres back after he was traded to the Mets for Angel Pagan.  And they were happy to see playoff hero Cody Ross back in right field, even though for the Diamondbacks… or were until his RBI hit gave them the lead.  Later in the game though, the fans showed appreciation for a tremendous catch that Ross made to rob Buster Posey of a hit.  If you haven’t seen it, check it out.

Trivia answer: The other two pitchers to notch 100 or more victories in a Mariners uniform besides Felix Hernandez are Jamie Moyer and Randy Johnson…..

Day in Review: Saturday, 4.20.13

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Big day at Fenway as the Red Sox resumed play following the events in Boston the past few days. During pre-game ceremonies- broadcast live by the MLB NetworkDavid “Big Papi” Ortiz (his first game of the season) made a speech that was both popular, and well, he dropped an F-bomb on live television: “This jersey that we wear today, it doesn’t say Red Sox. It says Boston. We want to thank you, Mayor Menino, Governor Patrick, the whole police department, for the great job that they did this past week. This is our fucking city! And nobody’s going to dictate our freedom. Stay strong.”…  And yes, there are already t-shirts availableWhat was really surprising was a tweet from the FCC that came out shortly after: “David Ortiz spoke from the heart at today’s Red Sox game. I stand with Big Papi and the people of Boston – Julius“.  That’s right, Julius Genachowski, Chairman of the FCC supported it and let it slide. It isn’t often that you think of the FCC as cool.  That is really cool… On top of that, Neil Diamond himself showed up to perform his “Sweet Caroline”.  The thing that makes that so cool, is that the Red Sox didn’t arrange it.  Neil booked a flight himself, caught a 4AM flight that he paid for, and then offered to perform.  ClassyAnd then, down 4-2 in the bottom of the 8th, the Red Sox managed to take the lead on the strength of a three-run HR from Daniel Nava, a player who had almost retired twiceThey held on after the Royals Lorenzo Cain hit a HR in the 9th (he went 4-4), and the storybook ending was completeA slight non-baseball add-on.  Boston.com compiled a list of twitter responses to Arkansas state senator Nate Bell‘s tasteless tweet from Thursday/Friday night when the manhunt was on, the one that went: “I wonder how many Boston liberals spent the night cowering in their homes wishing they had an AR-15 with a hi-capacity magazine?”  The replies are worth reading.

The Tigers Rick Porcello had a crappy day.  He pitched only 2/3’s of an inning vs. the Angels before getting the hook.  In that time he had given up 9 hits, a walk, 9 ER, and a grand slam to Mike Trout.  The performance rose his ERA to 11.08 on the season.  On top of that, the Tigers were shutout, losing 10-0.

The opposing pitcher, Angels Garrett Richards went 7 innings, giving up only two hits and no runs. It was the first time this year that an Angels starting pitcher had pitched into the 7th inning.

Porcello had some company in the crappy day department. Astros (oh, poor Astros) SP Philip Humber made it through only 1/3 of an inning against the Indians.  He gave up 8 hits, a walk, a HR to Mark Reynolds, and 8 ER.  The Indians beat them 19-6.  Oofta.

Nationals Gio Gonzalez had another bad start, giving 5 ER on 5 hits and four walks in just four innings.  Walks have always been a problem for him, but the Mets had no problem with him. The Nationals did win the game though, 7-6, with some power.  Bryce Harper, Adam Laroche and Ian Desmond all hit homers—- Harper hit two of them.

The Nationals picked up a game on the Braves, who finally lost a game in which they weren’t shutout.  The Pirates beat them 3-1. Paul Maholm was handed the loss, and he saw his scoreless streak to start the season end at 25 1/3 innings. A good run.

White Sox SP Jake Peavy had a good day, striking out 9, giving up one run on six hits and four walks in seven innings.  The Twins SP Vance Worley had an even better day though, given how lousy he has been in his previous starts.  He also went 7, giving up one run on 5 hits and 2 walks, striking out 7. The Twins continue to show that they aren’t as bad as everyone thought they would be.  Joe Mauer kept up his great hitting, going 2 for 3 with a couple of walks.  The Twins won in 10 innings, 2-1.

Tim Lincecum had his best start of the season.  He pitched 6 2/3, striking out 8 and walking two, while giving up no runs.  It lowered his ERA to a respectable 3.97.  The Giants beat the Padres 2-0, the scoring courtesy of a Pablo Sandoval 2-run HR.  The Giants were outhit 5-3.  That’s Giants baseball right there.

The Dodgers got beat by the Orioles…. twice!

Day in Review: Tuesday, 4.16.13

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1. It started with the Yankees announcing that as tribute to Boston following the terrorist attack yesterday, they would play the theme song of their longtime rival Red Sox during the game. Then, the Indians, who were hosting the Red Sox, announced that they would do the same. After that, I think every host stadium played “Sweet Caroline” today, a sweet enough gesture, especially by the Yankees…of course the hyperbole by some sportswriters/broadcasters, especially when the Red Sox won, was sports schmaltz.  Cranky?  No.  Emphasizing baseball too much in the face of real-life tragic events is embarrassing. Paying proper tribute/recognition is fine. Stating that the Boston Red Sox winning a frickin’ baseball game means anything to people affected by the bombings is moronic.

2. Teams that had an off-day yesterday observed Jackie Robinson Day today… Living in Portland now, I miss the Giants broadcasts so much.  Now I listen to the Mariners, which is fine- it is nice to have some baseball to listen to, but today one of the announcers (I don’t know his name) kept going on about how he loved the scene in 42 where Brooklyn Dodgers SS Pee Wee Reese comes up to Robinson during his first game and puts his arm around him, showing support.  That was a very fine gesture, but to pick that as your favorite part, and then to mention it again and again is, to me, akin to lavishing praise on Branch Rickey for promoting Robinson. Credit is due, but it is like making Kevin Kline the hero of a movie about Steve Biko.  It is Jackie Robinson Day– not a day for the white guys that did the right thing day. Again, not cranky, I just don’t see how so many middle-aged white guys can’t see the underlying aspect to their viewpoints.

3. Speaking of cranky, I loved Texas RangersLance Berkman‘s comments about Wrigley Field today.  Click the link to read all of it, but my favorite part was: “But really, what kind of history is there? It’s not like there has been one championship after another. It’s mainly been a place for people to go and drink beer.”  I’m with Lance.  I am fine with the billy goat curse or whatever forever preventing the Cubs from winning the World Series. There are a lot of reasons, but the main one for me is the way they treated Steve Bartman.

4. April is wreaking a bit of havoc weather-wise. There was a fake tweet that made the rounds yesterday stating that MLB had given the Rockies permission to host a triple-header against the Mets. Well, they were snowed out yesterday, with a double-header scheduled for today.  They had tons of snow to remove, and so the first game started late.  There were so few people in the crowd, that the Rockies offered everyone brave enough to show up for the first game (which was scheduled to begin at 1:10 but was delayed two hours), were welcome to stay for free for the second game, which finally just ended at 11:06pm MT (the second game went into the 10th).  Any fans that spent ten hours at the games today should be given some kind of season-long discount.  Those that showed though did get to see the Rockies win both games against the Mets  The Mets were snowed out two games in a row- both yesterday in Denver, and the day prior in Minnesota  Minnesota’s Target Field, which opened in 2010, has a Rain Water Recycle System that has- according to the Twins official Twitter feed- has captured, purified, and reused more than 1.8 million gallons of rainwater… The start of the Reds/Phillies game in Cincinnati was delayed by 80 minutes. They then played to the middle of the 9th with neither team scoring before they were delayed again, the game eventually suspended and will be completed tomorrow before their scheduled game.  Fans from tonight were welcomed back to tomorrow’s game.

5. After taking the final two games against the Astros, the Angels troubles have resumed, losing the first two games against the Minnesota Twins– a team not picked to do much better than the Astros this year.  Josh Hamilton is back in a slump, now hitting .200.  Mike Trout continues to show life (up to .300 after flirting with the Mendoza line), but the Angels now sit at 4-10 and tied for last with the Astros in the AL West. Part of the problem is Albert Pujols.  He isn’t hitting poorly (.280), but he has foot/leg problems that make him a problem on the base paths, which isn’t great with speedy Trout ahead of him and two power hitters behind him.  That batting lineup needs a shake-up… It didn’t help the Angels that Joe Mauer is in prime form. After a slow start, Mauer (.368) has been on fire, getting four hits in each game of the series so far.

6. The Dodgers aren’t doing well either.  They dropped another (7-7, 4th place) to the Padres tonight, scoring only two runs (9-2 to Jason Marquis).  While Carl Crawford is performing well, something which seemed iffy when the season started, it has been canceled out by a dreadful start from Matt Kemp, who is now hitting .185…  Dodgers pitching injury woes continue.  Starter Chris Capuano left the game with a calf injury with no outs in the third after giving up 5 ER… Luckily for the Dodgers, Ted Lilly relented and agreed to make another rehab start, a situation that looked to be a problem for the Dodgers.  Lilly had declared himself healthy, and if the Dodgers hadn’t accommodated him, he would be free to sign with another team.

7. The Giants lost against the Brewers today, and with the Rockies winning both ends of a doubleheader vs. the Mets, the Rockies have overtaken first place. It was Barry Zito‘s first loss since last August, a span of 16 games in which the Giants won (including the post-season).  It also ended his run of 15 2/3 scoreless innings to start this season. Zito gave up 9 ER, 8 of them alone in the third inning. The Giants almost bailed him out, coming back only to lose 10-8, the last play of the game a deep drive from Andres Torres with one on that came up just short…  On the bright side, steroid boy Ryan Braun struck out four times!  (That’s a golden sombrero!).  Braun has been striking out a ton lately.  His neck is hurt more than he’s willing to admit. My heart bleeds for him…  Also, the Brewers bullpen stinks… Pablo Sandoval continued his hot start with 4 RBI.  Both Panda and SS Brandon Crawford extended their hitting streaks to 9 games.

8. The Braves continued their phenomenal start, beating the Kansas City Royals 6-3 on the strength of five HRs- including Justin Upton‘s 8th- and won their 10th game in a row to bring their record to a remarkable 12-1.  The Braves lead the league in ERA and HR and on top of that, Jason Heyward showed he’s coming out of his slump, hitting 2 HRs in the game.  It is a good time to be a Braves fan.

9. The Rays continued their disappointing start (4-9), losing 5-4 to the Orioles.  On the bright side, The Rays scored more than two runs, which seems to be all they’ve been good for this year.  At the start of the game, six of the Rays starters were hitting below .200, and two of them were hitting below .100.  One of the few players that has been hitting- Evan Longoria– wasn’t hitting for power, but today, for the second time in two games, he hit a HR.  So that’s 2, but a good sign of things to come.  He’s heating up.

Did Chris Davis drink the mishandled sample of Ryan Braun? Cause… damn!

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Oh yeah, I’m gonna hump all your moms.

I kid, well, mostly- but seriously- four home runs and 16 RBI in four games?  He’s hitting… get this… .600.  And you know who has him?  Our defending champion.  Yeah, shit is right.  Chris Davis is the steal of the draft.  Think not?  Offer him Braun, Trout, or Cabrera… I bet he won’t take the trade, and I don’t blame him.  His name is Say Hi 2 Ur Mom 4 Me… and he must be stopped, no matter how much our moms might think they’d like it.

Sad day, yesterday.  I was a huge Roger Ebert fan.  I’ve cried over the deaths of three “celebrities”:  Kurt Cobain… and Siskel & Ebert.  Well, and Kirby Puckett– but he’s a baseball player.  That’s different.  I’ve read a lot of tributes to Roger, and one theme that is prevalent is that he wasn’t a sentimental guy, which is fine and mostly true, but also kind of bullshit, because if you read his movie reviews, you’ll know there was a softy in there… consider this four-star review for Field of Dreams, a film I saw TWICE on the day it was released…  I kid you not.

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Hmmm… I think I’ll get rich watching movies and writing down what I think, then for good measure, invest early in Google. You?

If you love baseball, Portland, OR is not the town for you.  On opening day I went into a bar… OPENING DAY!!!- and they had three TV’s tuned to the NCAA women’s tournament.  Nothing against the women’s tourney– but it was opening day.  Not a baseball town.  It is good at times that I am not armed.  For my own sake.  I wanna go home to San Francisco….

The American League Central is in a five-way tie right now.  That’s right.  The Twins are tied for first!!…. and second, third, fourth, and last.

But so are the Tigers!

One of the worst things about living in a semi-Mariners market is missing the Giants and A’s broadcasts.  Another is listening to some of the worst baseball play-by-play men from across the sport while trying to satiate my baseball Jones on basic cable.  Joe Morgan may be retired… but he’s left a wave in his wake.  Redundant you say?  Do you remember Joe Morgan?  The worst though is the Brennamans and their like.  this ridiculous deep voice that makes me want to look to the sky to see if Underdog is gonna poop on me.  And then, of course, there is Hawk Harrelson (“He Gone”  “The good guys are comin’ up” “If we’re gonna win this game…”).  Hawk is so bad, that I almost enjoy him.  Last summer my Dad (twin killers) picked me up at the Minneapolis airport and the White Sox were getting beat so bad by the Twins that by the time we got home and turned on the TV, Hawk had actually left the broadcast booth.  It is true- you can look it up.  It was his birthday, and he didn’t come back.

As if Slim’s pitching staff needed any help (Strasburg, Kershaw, Cliff Lee, Ian Kennedy), now Kyle Lohse shows up and strikes out 5 of the first 6 batters he sees.

How about the Giants?  Yep, I need say no more.  Well, okay, a little more.  The first team to go four games to start a season where the starters haven’t given up an earned run since 1976 (the Brewers— and there was like a blizzard that week so their first four games were spread out over nearly two weeks).  And I remind you, this is with Zito and Lincecum.  Not against the Astros and the Twins… but the Dodgers and the Cards.  The Giants are lookin’ good.

Do you know why the Giants almost always seem to start their season on the road?  It is by design.  They fill out a questionnaire from the league, and they always select to start on the road because while it isn’t guaranteed, more often than not, it means that they end their season at home, which if you’re a Giants fan, you’ll know has been an important part of their success.

I follow 400 baseball-related people on Twitter.  There is a lot of praising God and so forth, but there is also some good information some times… at least interesting information.  For instance, Jose Reyes tried to stretch a double into a triple and was thrown out at third and he came up in obvious pain.  A few minutes later, it was stated on Twitter that the tag got him in the balls.  That wasn’t on the broadcast.

I’ve rambled on long enough, but I’ll leave you with this link.  Today is the 100th anniversary of Ebbets Field (where the Brooklyn Dodgers played), and Vin Scully, the Dodgers broadcasting legend- who is not only the current L.A. Dodgers broadcaster but also called games back in Brooklyn- did this piece commemorating the anniversary.  Watch it.

Actually, I leave you with a bit of trivia.  Field of Dreams (1989), which I mentioned earlier as a four-star review from Ebert, was based on a book by W.P. Kinsella.  His book, first published in 1982, was called Shoeless Joe (after Joe Jackson), but what he had originally wanted it to be titled was Dream Field.  In the book, there is a scene not in the movie where Ray and Annie Kinsella go to the old Met Stadium in Bloomington, Minnesota (torn down after the Metrodome opened in 1981 and now the site of the Mall of America) and they break into the stadium and play ball in the moonlight.  The next day (or the day prior- I can’t recall) they see the Twins play, and who comes up to bat?  The crowd chants “Bombo! Bombo! Bombo!”…. that’s right, Bombo Rivera from the URL address above.

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Bombo what now?

The Astros Got a Hit Before the 9th Inning… and Other Items

Tired, and so just a few things….

Michael Morse hit his third home run of the season… in cavernous Oakland Coliseum.  Or whatever it is called.  This guy is for real.

Roy Halladay got his ass kicked, and was out of the game after 3 1/3 innings against the Braves.  Yes, he got ten outs.  However, NINE of them were strikeouts.

Tim Lincecum walked SEVEN, but he got the win against the DodgersMatt Kemp is now 0 for 10.  The Giants have to feel pretty good.

The Twins won in the 9th against the Tigers– casting doubt on the Tigers “closing by committee” bullshit.  Phil Coke blew the lead- and the save.  The Twins are 1-1!

Matt Harvey is for real.  He pitched 7 shutout innings and struck out 10!

Brewers closer John Axford didn’t blow a second consecutive save today- because he came in during a non-save situation- and gave up a crapload.  His ERA is now 21.60.  A lot of people thought he’d have it together… not so.

It is official: The Yankees are not good. Vernon Wells did go 3-4 though, so there is that.

The Astros starting pitching has been really good.  Their hitters though- well- they strike out, a lot.  Shut out for the second consecutive day by the Rangers.

Bryce Harper went 2 for 4: Mike Trout went 1 for 5.   Damn it.

As I leave you, it is about 20 minutes to 11pm on the West Coast- and the Cards and D-Backs are tied in the 12th.

Goodnight!

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Meet: twin killers

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1. Where do you live?

Hudson, Wisconsin- a suburb of the Twin Cities.

2. How many years have you played fantasy baseball- this league in particular?

This is my fourth year- third or fourth- all in this league.

3. What is your favorite team?

The Minnesota Twins.

4. Describe yourself however you want/brief intro.

I’m Chris’s [The Cakesitters] dad, and I love baseball.

5. Who do you think will win the World Series?

The Giants.

6. Who is your favorite player on your fantasy team?

Matt Cain.

7. Who, if anyone, are you open to trade?

A.J. Pierzynski

8. Anything to say about what your team name means/how you came up with it?

It is a play on the Twins, meant to mean that they were going to be killers of other teams, though that may never happen again.

9. Who is your favorite player of all time?

Henry Aaron… and Warren Spahn, because I’ve met both of them.

Extra inning question: If you were a player- batter or reliever – what would your intro song be?

I was going to say “We Are the Champions” by Queen, but that would be too egotistical and an awful lot of pressure, so I don’t know.  Chris recommended “We Will Rock You” by Queen.  [Listen here]

Meet: The Cakesitters

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1. Where do you live?

Beaverton, Oregon- suburb of Portland.  You know on the show Arrested Development when someone- Gob more often than anyone – says “I’ve made a huge mistake.”  I relate. Soon as I can save enough money, I’m moving back to San Francisco. I’ll pay the high rent!

2. How many years have you played fantasy baseball- this league in particular?

It is either my 7th or 8th year.  I think it is the 8th, but thereabouts.

3. What is your favorite team?

Minnesota Twins. Though I like the Giants almost as much.  I’m always happy for the A’s to win as well, so long as it isn’t against the other two.

4. Describe yourself however you want/brief intro.

I hate when you ask for a Stella and they offer you Trumer instead. I believe Cheney had something to do with 9/11. Lena Dunham bugs the crap out of me. The Replacements album Let It Be is my favorite. Once a year, I crave sloppy joes.

5. Who do you think will win the World Series?

If the Nationals can’t win it, I’ll be kind of happy cause they pulled Strasburg early last season. The hubris. If I had to put money on a team though, I’ll go Giants again, and I’m not just saying that.  

6. Who is your favorite player on your fantasy team?

Torii Hunter.  I’ll drop him though, if he stinks it up.

7. Who, if anyone, are you open to trade?

I’ll listen to offers for Joe Mauer if Jonathan Lucroy plays well.  I like trades.  I’m gonna stay off the waiver wire for the most part- unless there are injuries… until the playoffs anyway.

8. Anything to say about what your team name means/how you came up with it?

Apparently, there is a porn niche out there of cakesitting.  As porn goes, it seems so innocent!  Also, when I was the Baseball Furies early on in this league this year, Slim started calling me the Furries, another porn allusion.  Anyway, also in Sparky Lyle’s book The Bronx Zoo he wrote about how whenever a player found himself hitting the showers- usually a pitcher- and there was a birthday cake on the catering table, they would drop trou and sit on it before showering.

9. Who is your favorite baseball player of all time?

Bombo Rivera!

Extra inning question: If you were a player- batter or reliever – what would your intro song be?

“Jailbreak” by Thin Lizzy. Not an original choice. Craig Finn of The Hold Steady, and a major Twins fan, was asked this same question by Rolling Stone and that was his answer. Great answer, so I stole it from him.  [Listen here]