Iconic MLB Players in Somewhat Strange Uniforms

Okay, not all of the uniforms seem all that strange.  Hell, not all of the players are all that iconic.  Still, I hope you enjoy seeing some players in uniforms that many won’t recall.
If you have any other ideas in this vein for a second round, let me know in the comments.

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Sunday Wrap: Six Weeks in the Books

Pablo Sandoval "painted" his nails pink for Mother's Day (they are actually decals).

Pablo Sandoval “painted” his nails pink for Mother’s Day (they are actually decals).

Relax, all right? Don’t try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they’re fascist. Throw some ground balls. It’s more democratic.” – Crash Davis (Kevin Costner) to Nuke Laloosh (Tim Robbins), Bull Durham (1988)

[I had reserved this spot for Chris Sale had he completed the perfect-game-in-progress he had going through six tonight, but Mike Trout broke that up. I never really get excited anymore when announcers or twitter starts getting excited about a perfect game or no-hitter.  Don’t we all feel a little embarrassed to tune in only to see it broken up?]

Okay, this Indians run is getting ridiculous.  They have now won 12 of their last 14 (setting aside Umpire Angel Hernandez‘s terrible call on the HR review against the A’s), they took 2 out of 3 from the Tigers and now are tied with the Tigers for first place in the AL Central.  Amazing.  They’ve got a double header against the Yankees tomorrow and the Tigers play Houston. Michael Bourn is back and contributing already.  We’ll see.

Closer blues: The Tigers lost in extras following Jose Valverde‘s first blown save of the season… Brandon McCarthy pitched eight scoreless innings and was removed with only 88 pitches to give way to Heath Bell in the 9th.  Bell gave up four hits while recording only two outs. The Diamondbacks eventually lost… The Indians are always flirting with disaster when closer Chris Perez is out there (he did give up a game-tying HR to A’s Rosales– the ump bailing him out doesn’t really change that).

Jim Cook, that Sam Adams Boston Lager guy, always sounds drunk and huggy and a little weepy– he’s got that drunk’s sentimentality to him and their ads always have corny music that are all emo.  My question is: the Sam Adams people know that he sounds like the drunken uncle you wouldn’t wanna get stuck in a conversation with, don’t they?

Michael Cuddyer, Rajai Davis, Jake Westbrook, J.J. Putz, Roy Halladay…. just a few of the recent entries to the Disabled List.  Here is the link to see updates on all injured players, whether they on the DL or not.

Cubs 1B Anthony Rizzo agreed to a seven-year, $41 million extension with the Cubs.  It isn’t a ton of money, so it is low-risk for the Cubs.  For Rizzo, not only might he outperform that deal, but even worse, he’s just agreed to remain a member of the Cubs through the prime years of his career.  No World Series.

Yankees legend Mariano Rivera is taking advantage of his last year in baseball by raising money for his foundation as well as paying tribute to the many workers from around baseball that he’s gotten to know in the past few decades.  In Kansas City, during batting practice, Rivera was being interviewed by reporters and Joba Chamberlain was yelling to family members in the stands.  Mo shushed him– not probably the best thing to do– but Chamberlain made a bit of a scene.  Look, maybe Mo was rude, but Chamberlain comes across as a pretty unlikable guy.  Or it could just be that like everybody else, just the mere mention of Joba makes our eyes roll into the back of our head, and that conditioning makes us all think of him as a douche.   maybe.

Playoff picture if the season ended today:

NL West: Giants [Last Week: Giants]

NL Central: Cardinals [Last Week: Cardinals]

NL East: Braves [Last Week: Braves]

NL Wild Cards: Reds & Pirates [Last Week: Rockies & Reds]

AL West: Rangers [Last Week: Rangers]

AL Central: Indians/Tigers [Last Week: Tigers]

AL East: Yankees [Last Week: Red Sox]

AL Wild Cards: Orioles & Red Sox [Last Week: Royals & Yankees]

Now let’s take a look at the league leaders in all 10 statistical categories that our Fantasy League competes in:

Runs

1) 33: Austin Jackson

2) 29 (three tied): Shin-Soo Choo, Adam Jones, Starling Marte

5) 28 (five tied): Carlos Gonzalez, Evan Longoria, Manny Machado, Nate McLouth, Justin Upton

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: Miguel Cabrera]

Home Runs

1) 12: Justin Upton

2) 11 (three tied): Chris Davis, Edwin Encarnacion, Mark Reynolds

5) 10 (three tied): John Buck, Robinson Cano, Bryce Harper

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: Mike Morse]

RBI

1) 40: Miguel Cabrera

2) 37: Chris Davis

3) 33 (two tied): Prince Fielder, Mike Napoli

5) 32: Mark Reynolds

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: John Buck]

Stolen Bases

1) 12 (two tied): Jacoby Ellsbury, Juan Pierre

3) 11 (two tied): Everth Cabrera, Nate McLouth

5) 10 (two tied): Starling Marte, Jean Segura

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: Coco Crisp]

Batting Average

1) .379: Miguel Cabrera

2) .376: James Loney

3) .371: Carlos Gomez

4) ..359: Jean Segura

5) .345: Adrian Gonzalez

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: Carlos Santana, Torii Hunter, Troy Tulowitzki]

Wins

1) 6 (four tied): Clay Buchholz, Yu Darvish, Matt Moore, Jordan Zimmermann

5) 5 (eleven tied): Patrick Corbin, Jeremy Guthrie, Jason Hammel, Felix Hernandez, Hiroki Kuroda, Jon Lester, Lance Lynn, Justin Masterson, Shelby Miller, Max Scherzer, Adam Wainwright

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: none]

Saves

1) 15 (two tied): Jason Grilli, Mariano Rivera

3) 14: Jim Johnson

4) 12 (two tied): Sergio Romo, Rafael Soriano

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: Addison Reed]

Strikeouts

1) 80: Yu Darvish

2) 66: A.J. Burnett

3) 62: Matt Harvey

4) 61 (two tied): Ryan Dempster, Max Scherzer

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: Clayton Kershaw, Jeff Samardzija]

E.R.A.

1) 1.44: Matt Harvey

2) 1.53: Felix Hernandez

3) 1.58: Shelby Miller

4) 1.59: Jordan Zimmermann

5) 1.62 (two tied): Jake Westbrook, Clayton Kershaw

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: Clay Buchholz, Madison Bumgarner, Justin Verlander]

WHIP

1) 0.73: Matt Harvey

2) 0.74: Hisashi Iwakuma

3) 0.82: Jordan Zimmermann

4) 0.88: Shelby Miller

5) 0.90 (three tied): Mike Minor, Clayton Kershaw, Felix Hernandez

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: Madison Bumgarner]

….

So there you go.

Thursday Night Power Rankings, 5.9.13

Matt Kemp gives a young disabled fan the shirt off his back at AT&T on Sunday.

Matt Kemp gives a young disabled fan the shirt off his back at AT&T on Sunday.

 

1) Braves (21-13) [Last Week: 2]

The Braves reclaim the top spot following the Red Sox bad week.  Brian McCann is back and doing well. The Nationals are creeping up on them, but they are proving resilient. Kimbrel is showing some cracks- he gave up two HR in a blown save to the Reds, but even a mere mortal version of Kimbrel is better than most closers.

 

2) Cardinals (21-12) [Last Week: 4]

Last year’s closer, Jason Motte, is officially not going to be back as he had Tommy John surgery.  This isn’t too big of a surprise.  And Mujica has proven quite the replacement, going 9 for 9 in his save opportunities.  The interchangeable parts continue to get it done.

 

3) Rangers (21-13) [Last Week: 3]

Last week I wrote that their upcoming weekend series with the red-hot Red Sox would prove whether they should be so high.  Well, they swept the Sox.  They were so smart not to re-sign Josh Hamilton. The trend of signing free agents for longterm deals isn’t working out that great, and the Angels are close to slipping behind the Astros, while the Rangers are sitting on top.

 

4) Red Sox (21-14) [Last Week: 1]

They had a terrible week.  Swept by the Rangers and then losing 3 of 4 from the Minnesota Twins.  They lost another closer.  Big Papi’s hitting streak ended and is now 0 for his last 10.  Then he also got butt-hurt because of questions about steroids, going so far as to call it an ethnically motivated act of discrimination.  Bullshit.  Big Papi, do you think we forgot that you tested positive in 2003?  Maybe your adoring Red Sox fans (and Ken Burns— no mention of it in his Baseball update, though he went after everyone else). Dustin Pedroia looks like one of the dudes from Deliverance.

 

5) Yankees (20-13) [Last Week: 5]

They have caught the Red Sox and sit atop the AL East. The way Mariano Rivera is pitching, it seems a shame that he is planning to retire. And they still have Teixeira and Granderson coming back.

 

6) Tigers (19-13) [Last Week: 7]

The Royals are right behind them, but that is a minor threat.  Miguel Cabrera is just incredible.  I had first pick in my fantasy league draft- I flipped a coin- and went with Mike Trout.  Doh!

 

7) Nationals (19-15) [Last Week: 11]

Werth is hurt, Gio is pitching poorly, and yet they aren’t fading.  One of the missing pieces- Adam La Roche- is showing signs of life. Stasburg looks not to be hurt.  From all I’ve read, his delivery is a little off.  He’ll get it fixed.  The Braves can feel the heat.

 

8) Orioles (21-14) [Last Week: 10]

It is becoming apparent that last year was no fluke.  The Orioles are a good baseball team.  It is also becoming quite clear that all of the hype surrounding Manny Machado last year was valid.  His name has come up a lot this week in the whole Trout/Harper conversation.  JJ Hardy also doesn’t look like he’s having one of his off years.  Great bullpen.

 

9) Giants (20-15) [Last Week: 9]

Chris Rose, co-host of Intentional Talk, compared Buster Posey to Tim Duncan, called the Giants a boring team and said that he didn’t want to hear any of this “East Coast bias” shit. Well, fuck you, Chris Rose.  The Giants are not boring.  There are multiple personalities and last weekend’s sweep of the Dodgers in dramatic fashion (two walk-off HRs) was not boring.All this, and their starting pitching has been shaky, to say the least.

 

10) Diamondbacks (20-15) [Last Week: 13]

And sitting right alongside the Giants atop the NL West are the Diamondbacks. Goldschmidt is a stud.  SP Corbin is a great surprise. I wouldn’t worry about them too much as a Giants fan if it wasn’t for the one x-factor that Giants fans know can make a difference: Cody Ross. J.J. Putz went on the DL, but surprisingly, given his terrible performance last year, Heath Bell is 4 for 4 in save opportunities (though I think he’s given up a double in each one).  They’ve got others in place though should Bell prove not up to the task.

 

11) Rockies (19-15) [Last Week: 6]

Tulowitzki missed three games this week. The Rockies fade was imminent.  I could be wrong, but I would be surprised if they are still in the NL West conversation by mid-June.  But then, I’m an idiot and wrong most of the time.

 

12) Reds (19-16) [Last Week: 14]

I have grown to dislike Shin-Soo Choo. Admittedly, it is partly because he was so lousy on my fantasy team a few years ago- the year he got a DUI- but as I’ve stated before, I hate that he gets away without even attempting to get out of the way of a pitch.  I saw all of his 11 HBP in sequence the other day, and towards the end, a few of them looked to be high and inside.  I don’t want him beaned– but I would like him to quit adding to his OBP cheaply.

 

13) A’s (18-18) [Last Week: 8]

They got totally screwed by MLB- by the umpire crew chief Angel Hernandez and by Joe Torre- in that bullshit call on Adam Rosales game-tying HR against the Indians in the 9th yesterday. If instant replay doesn’t work, then they sure shouldn’t keep adding it to the game. The Indians official Twitter feed sent out a celebratory tweet after their “win” yesterday– and were roundly shut up by the twitter-verse. The A’s have serious injury problems though– Reddick, Crisp, and Chris Young all on the DL.  Thankfully Cespedes had just returned.  When they get healthy, they will be fine, I just hope they don’t end up one game out of playoff contention at the end.

 

14) Royals (18-13) [Last Week: 12]

They probably shouldn’t have dropped two spots- they went .500 for the week- but I did some tweaks to how I calculate this list.  The downside was that they had a game postponed in which Ervin Santana was pitching, and pitching well, and missed his spot.  If Hosmer heats up- he finally hit his first HR of the season today- they might be able to hang in there.  Forgive me for not being a believer yet.

 

15) Pirates (18-16) [Last Week: 15]

Closer Grilli finally blew a save.  The team had a so-so week.  Garrett Jones is exceeding expectations however, and Starling Marte is having an All-Star season.  It’ll be interesting to see how this plays out.  A.J. Burnett pitched brilliantly on Wednesday, but had the misfortune of going up against the Mariners Felix Hernandez, who was a bit better.

 

16) Indians (18-14) [Last Week: 23]

They are hot.  They’ve “won” 9 of their last 10 (sorry, it isn’t their fault Angel Hernandez is an incompetent umpire).  Rayburn, Reynolds, Santana, Kipnis…. all doing great.  Swisher is hot as well.  Closer Perez is still a little iffy, but who knows, they might have the right combination of skill and team chemistry to keep it going. How many of their starters can you name off the top of your head?  Kazmir has looked pretty good, but I wouldn’t put a whole lot of money on them.  Then again, I’m not a degenerate gambler.  Just a degenerate.

 

17) Twins (16-15) [Last Week: 18]

They took three of four from the Red Sox, and put an end to Big Papi’s hitting streak, which is fine by me.  Yes, I’m bitter that he didn’t perform for the Twins the way he did for the Red Sox, and no, I’m not surprised that he tested positive the year after the Twins non-tendered his ass. The Twins are better than what everyone expected, but they aren’t going to be a threat.  If they can end the season at .500, that will be the equivalent of a playoff slot.

 

18) Mets (14-17) [Last Week: 19]

There aren’t pitchers, that when they take the mound (no, not the frickin’ ‘bump’, the goddamn mound), that it is an event.  Matt Harvey’s starts have become an event.  He very nearly pitched a perfect game the another night (the infield hit he gave up should have been fielded better, sorry, but it should have).  Here is the problem for the Mets…. Harvey nearly pitched a perfect game, giving up just one infield hit in 9, and he ended up without a decision.  The Mets won it in the 10th, but there you go.

 

19) Dodgers (13-20) [Last Week: 16]

I’ll call it.  They’re done. Too many injuries.  Greinke is coming back ahead of schedule, but it is kind of like, who’s next?  When Nick Punto is your rally monkey, you’ve got a bad team.  Teams just aren’t intimidated by them.  Not even by Clayton Kershaw.  They know that if they can just hang with him- and the Dodgers anemic offense- they’ll eventually get to the bullpen.  On a side note- the Matt Kemp act of kindness in San Francisco last Sunday was pretty cool.

 

20) Rays (16-18) [Last Week: 20]

They are almost back to .500 and I expect that if any team makes big leaps in the rankings it will be them.  They just have too much talent.

 

21) Brewers (15-17) [Last Week: 17]

Is Carlos Gomez ever going to cool off?  Damn, he is having some kind of year.  As I’ve stated before, I don’t really buy it, but there it is and unless he tests positive for something, I’ve got to just give him his due.  I saw part of a Brewers game on TV this week and the crowd was noticeably sparse.  Wisconsin.

 

22) Phillies (16-20) [Last Week: 21]

Well, at least they finally figured out that Halladay had an injury.  He claims he can get back this season, following surgery, but that might be a little optimistic. Cliff Lee looked great against the Giants, but then again he always does… well, except for in the World Series (2010!).

 

23) Mariners (16-19) [Last Week: 25]

Getting CF Michael Saunders back from the DL has provided a spark.  Jason Bay is resurrecting his career.  Until Morse and Morales start showing some consistency, it wouldn’t be a bad idea for Wedge to continue with Endy Chavez in right as his defense has made a difference, and to platoon Morse and Morales at DH. Closer Wilhelmsen got the save in yesterday’s game against the Pirates, but manager Wedge removed King Felix even though he had only thrown 94 pitches.  I don’t like this era where the 9th is reserved for the closer if their is a save opportunity.

 

24) White Sox (14-18) [Last Week: 22]

Jake Peavy turned out not to have to do a stint on the DL which was good for them, especially since Gavin Floyd is now lost to surgery. So far, Hector Sanchez has shown to be a decent replacement in his two starts- he held his own in the Harvey game the other night.

 

25) Blue Jays (13-23) [Last Week: 24]

The Ricky Romero experiment failed.  Called up to replace Josh Johnson, he lasted just 2/3 of an inning.  And now, of course, they’ve lost J.A. Happ for a month or more with the scary hit to his head off the bat of Desmond Jennings.  That game was on MLB Network, and for the around ten minutes he was on the field, blood from his ear (not knowing if it was coming through his ear) was scary.  The commentators even stopped speaking and the cameras just showed all of the other players, deep concern on their faces, as if this might be something similar to the injury Brandon McCarthy endured.  Luckily, it looks like Happ is going to be okay. The Blue Jays prospects of success don’t seem to be the same, but they won that night.  Hopefully they’ll get healthy and get goin’ around mid-season.

 

26) Padres (16-18) [Last Week: 28]

They likely won’t be much of a threat in the NL West, but damn, they are better than most think, and they will mess you up.  You can’t look at a series against them and count your chickens.  The Padres will kill them chickens, mold them into patties, bread ’em, deep fry ’em, and eat them.  A McDonald’s reference.  I always like the freedom of writing stupider crap than usual when I know nobody is reading. Seriously, though, a team not to be taken lightly.  Gyorko is starting to live up to his hype.

 

27) Angels (12-22) [Last Week: 26]

Enough of this Mike Trout hitting second bullshit.  Put him back in leadoff.  Every time he gets on while batting second, he can’t steal because they don’t want the bat taken out of the hands of Albert Pujols.  So put Trout up first, let him steal second, let Aybar (or whomever) maybe knock him in or advance him, and damn, it is really frustrating.  Scioscia needs to change or move on– he doesn’t know how to manage the big bats.  It sucks.  This team should be winning on offense alone, and they’ve neutered arguably their best player.  I was thinking about it the other night, and both Scioscia and Mattingly are on the hot seat– I’d like to see them traded.  Mattingly would do a better job with the Angels, and Scioscia would be back in L.A. blue.  Do it.

 

28) Cubs (13-21) [Last Week: 27]

So now Kevin Gregg’s the stated closer.  Okay.  I’ll check back later.

 

29) Astros (10-25) [Last Week: 29]

If the Angels don’t move Trout back to leadoff, I hope the Astros catch them.  They are the Bad News Bears of the Majors and they seem so much more lively than some of the teams above them. I don’t care about Houston as a city or the Astros as a franchise, but I’m in it for the long haul.  When they are good in a few years, I will be able to say I embraced them this year– well, last year actually.  It is all about Altuve for me.  That guy rules.

 

30) Marlins (10-25) [Last Week: 30]

Until further notice (probably when Stanton comes back), let’s just agree that this is the slot in which I state to the owner of the Marlins: Fuck you, Jeffrey Loria, you swine.

 

 

 

Sunday Wrap: Week Five is in the Books

Tanner and... Jose Altuve

Tanner and… Jose Altuve

 

Oofta, as my Mom would say.  The Astros got swept by the Tigers, were beaten so badly, that even though not much was expected of them, the players had a closed-door meeting after Justin Verlander nearly no-hit them. They were outscored in the four-game sweep 37-8. They’ve lost six in a row.  And now, they are indeed, on track to lose more than the Mets record of 120 games.

How about them Giants?  A three-game sweep of their rival Dodgers in dramatic fashion with Posey‘s walkoff HR on Friday, Quiroz in a 10th-inning walkoff HR on Saturday, and Matt Cain finally showing his old form in today’s nationally televised 4-3 defeat. They Gigantes have now won six in a row and are back in first place. The poor Dodgers had Hanley Ramirez back for four games before he returned to the DL with a hamstring injury sidelined him in Friday’s game.

The Rangers made a statement.  They swept the Red Sox, who were the hottest team in the league.

Roy Halladay is probably going on the DL.  He got spanked- hard- again.

Playoff picture if the season ended today:

NL West: Giants [Last Week: Diamondbacks/Rockies tied]

NL Central: Cardinals [Last Week: Pirates]

NL East: Braves [Last Week: Braves]

NL Wild Cards: Rockies & Reds [Last Week: Diamondbacks/Rockies & Cardinals]

AL West: Rangers [Last Week: Rangers]

AL Central: Tigers [Last Week: Royals]

AL East: Red Sox [Last Week: Red Sox]

AL Wild Cards: Royals & Yankees [Last Week: A’s & Yankees]

Now let’s take a look at the league leaders in all 10 statistical categories that our Fantasy League competes in:

Runs

1) 31: Austin Jackson

2) 26 (two tied): Miguel Cabrera, Carlos Gonzalez

4) 25 (two tied): Shin-Soo Choo, Nate McLouth

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: Coco Crisp (2-T), Adam Jones (2-T), Matt Carpenter (4-T)]

Home Runs

1) 12: Justin Upton

2) 10: John Buck

3) 9 (five tied): Chris Davis, Edwin Encarnacion, Bryce Harper, Mike Morse, Mark Reynolds

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: J.P. Arencibia (T-4), Anthony Rizzo (T-4)]

RBI

1) 36: Miguel Cabrera

2) 32: Prince Fielder

3) 31: Mike Napoli

4) 30: Chris Davis

5) 29: John Buck

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: Brandon Phillips (3)]

Stolen Bases

1) 12: Jacoby Ellsbury

2) 11: Juan Pierre

3) 10: Starling Marte

4) 9: Nate McLouth

5) 8 (three tied): Everth Cabrera, Coco Crisp, Jean Segura

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: none]

Batting Average

1) .385: Miguel Cabrera

2) .379: Carlos Santana

3) .368: Carlos Gomez

4) .361: Torii Hunter

5) .348: Troy Tulowitzki

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: Chris Johnson (T-1st), Bryce Harper (4)]

Wins

1) 6: Clay Buchholz

2) 5 (five tied): Yu Darvish, Jason Hammell, Lance Lynn, Matt Moore, Jordan Zimmermann

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: Doug Fister (T-4), Matt Harvey (T-4), Jon Lester (T-4), Justin Masterson (T-4), CC Sabathia (T-4), Adam Wainwright (T-4)]

Saves

1) 12 (two tied): Jason Grilli, Sergio Romo

3) 11 (two tied): Jim Johnson, Mariano Rivera

5) 10 (two tied): Addison Reed, Rafael Soriano

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: Rafael Betancourt (T-4), Craig Kimbrel (T-4), Brandon League (T-4), Joe Nathan (T-4), Tom Wilhelmson (T-4)]

Strikeouts

1) 72: Yu Darvish

2) 57: A.J. Burnett

3) 54: Max Scherzer

4) 52 (two tied): Clayton Kershaw, Jeff Samardzija

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: Felix Hernandez (4), Ryan Dempster (5)]

E.R.A.

1) 1.01: Clay Buchholz

2) 1.07: Jake Westbrook

3) 1.55: Madison Bumgarner

4) 1.55: Justin Verlander

5) 1.56: Matt Harvey

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: Matt Moore (2), Anibal Sanchez (4)]

WHIP

1) 0.75: Jordan Zimmermann

2) 0.76: Hisashi Iwakuma

3) 0.82: Matt Harvey

4) 0.84: Madison Bumgarner

5) 0.88: Mike Minor

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: Yu Darvish (3), Carlos Villanueva (4)]

….

So there you go.

 

 

All of the MVP Award Winners by Team/Franchise

The Most Valuable Player Award was first given out in 1911 by Chalmers Automobiles.  They discontinued doing so after the 1914 season.  In 1922, the MVP award… well, I won’t bore you– if you want to read the history, read it here.

Five teams have never had a player win the MVP award- can you name them?

Of the other 25 teams:

  • 13 teams last have an MVP award winner that won it during the 2000-2010s
  • 8 from the the 1990s
  • 3 from the 1980s
  • and one team hasn’t had a player win the MVP since the 1950s

See if you can name them then scroll below for the answers.

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The five teams that have not ever had an MVP and the season they began are:

  • Mets (1962)
  • Expos/Nationals (1969)
  • Marlins (1992)
  • Diamondbacks (1998)
  • Rockies (1998)

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And here are the most recent MVPs for the other 25 teams as well as those that won it prior:

Tigers

2012- Tigers- Miguel Cabrera

2012- Tigers- Miguel Cabrera

  • Miguel Cabrera (2012)
  • Justin Verlander (2011)
  • Willie Hernandez (1984)
  • Denny McLain (1968)
  • Hal Newhouser (1945)
  • Hal Newhouser (1944)
  • Hank Greenberg (1940)
  • Charlie Gehringer (1937)
  • Hank Greenberg (1935)
  • Mickey Cochrane (1934)
  • Ty Cobb (1911)

Giants

2012- Giants- Buster Posey

2012- Giants- Buster Posey

  • Buster Posey (2012)
  • Barry Bonds (2004)
  • Barry Bonds (2003)
  • Barry Bonds (2002)
  • Barry Bonds (2001)
  • Jeff Kent (2000)
  • Barry Bonds (1993)
  • Kevin Mitchell (1989)
  • Willie McCovey (1969)
  • Willie Mays (1965)
  • Willie Mays (1954) [NY]
  • Carl Hubbell (1936) [NY]
  • Carl Hubbell (1933) [NY]
  • Larry Doyle (1912) [NY]

Brewers

2011- Brewers- Ryan Braun

2011- Brewers- Ryan Braun

  • Ryan Braun (2011)
  • Robin Yount (1989)
  • Robin Yount (1982)
  • Rollie Fingers (1981)

Rangers

2010- Rangers- Josh Hamilton

2010- Rangers- Josh Hamilton

  • Josh Hamilton (2010)
  • Alex Rodriguez (2003)
  • Ivan Rodriguez (1999)
  • Juan Gonzalez (1998)
  • Juan Gonzalez (1996)
  • Jeff Burroughs (1974)

Reds

2010- Reds- Joey Votto

2010- Reds- Joey Votto

  • Joey Votto (2010)
  • Barry Larkin (1995)
  • George Foster (1977)
  • Joe Morgan (1976)
  • Joe Morgan (1975)
  • Pete Rose (1973)
  • Johnny Bench (1972)
  • Johnny Bench (1970)
  • Frank Robinson (1961)
  • Frank McCormick (1940)
  • Bucky Walters (1939)
  • Ernie Lombardi (1938)

Twins

2009- Twins- Joe Mauer

2009- Twins- Joe Mauer

  • Joe Mauer (2009)
  • Justin Morneau (2006)
  • Rod Carew (1977)
  • Harmon Killebrew (1969)
  • Zoilo Versalles (1965)
  • Roger Peckinpaugh (1925) [WSH Senators]
  • Walter Johnson (1924) [WSH Senators]
  • Walter Johnson (1913) [WSH Senators]

Cardinals

2009- Cardinals- Albert Pujols

2009- Cardinals- Albert Pujols

  • Albert Pujols (2009)
  • Albert Pujols (2008)
  • Albert Pujols (2005)
  • Willie McGee (1985)
  • Keith Hernandez (1979) [co-winner]
  • Joe Torre (1971)
  • Bob Gibson (1968)
  • Orlando Cepeda (1967)
  • Ken Boyer (1964)
  • Stan Musial (1948)
  • Stan Musial (1946)
  • Marty Marion (1944)
  • Stan Musial (1943)
  • Mort Cooper (1942)
  • Joe Medwick (1937)
  • Dizzy Dean (1934)
  • Frankie Frisch (1931)
  • Jim Bottomley (1928)
  • Bob O’Farrell (1926)
  • Rogers Hornsby (1925)

Red Sox

2008- Red Sox- Dustin Pedroia

2008- Red Sox- Dustin Pedroia

  • Dustin Pedroia (2008)
  • Mo Vaughn (1995)
  • Roger Clemens (1986)
  • Jim Rice (1978)
  • Fred Lynn (1975)
  • Carl Yastrzemski (1967)
  • Jackie Jensen (1958)
  • Ted Williams (1949)
  • Ted Williams (1946)
  • Jimmie Foxx (1938)
  • Tris Speaker (1912)

Phillies

2007- Phillies- Jimmy Rollins

2007- Phillies- Jimmy Rollins

  • Jimmy Rollins (2007)
  • Ryan Howard (2006)
  • Mike Schmidt (1986)
  • Mike Schmidt (1981)
  • Mike Schmidt (1980)
  • Jim Konstanty (1950)
  • Chuck Klein (1932)

Yankees

2007- Yankees- Alex Rodriguez

2007- Yankees- Alex Rodriguez

  • Alex Rodriguez (2007)
  • Alex Rodriguez (2005)
  • Don Mattingly (1985)
  • Thurman Munson (1976)
  • Elston Howard (1963)
  • Mickey Mantle (1962)
  • Roger Maris (1961)
  • Roger Maris (1960)
  • Mickey Mantle (1957)
  • Mickey Mantle (1956)
  • Yogi Berra (1955)
  • Yogi Berra (1954)
  • Yogi Berra (1951)
  • Phil Rizzuto (1950)
  • Joe DiMaggio (1947)
  • Spud Chandler (1943)
  • Joe Gordon (1942)
  • Joe DiMaggio (1941)
  • Joe DiMaggio (1939)
  • Lou Gehrig (1936)
  • Lou Gehrig (1927)
  • Babe Ruth (1923)

Angels

2004- Angels- Vladimir Guerrero

2004- Angels- Vladimir Guerrero

  • Vladimir Guerrero (2004)
  • Don Baylor (1979) [CAL Angels]

A’s

2002- A's- Miguel Tejada

2002- A’s- Miguel Tejada

  • Miguel Tejada (2002)
  • Jason Giambi (2000)
  • Dennis Eckersley (1992)
  • Rickey Henderson (1990)
  • Jose Canseco (1988)
  • Reggie Jackson (1973)
  • Vida Blue (1971)
  • Bobby Shantz (1952) [Philly]
  • Jimmie Foxx (1933) [Philly]
  • Jimmie Foxx (1932) [Philly]
  • Lefty Grove (1931) [Philly]
  • Mickey Cochrane (1928) [Philly]
  • Eddie Collins (1914) [Philly]

Mariners

2001- Mariners- Ichiro Suzuki

2001- Mariners- Ichiro Suzuki

  • Ichiro Suzuki (2001)
  • Ken Griffey, Jr. (1997)

Braves

1999- Braves- Chipper Jones

1999- Braves- Chipper Jones

  • Chipper Jones (1999)
  • Terry Pendleton (1991)
  • Dale Murphy (1983)
  • Dale Murphy (1982)
  • Hank Aaron (1957) [Milwaukee]
  • Bob Elliott (1947) [Boston]
  • Johnny Evers (1914) [Boston]

Cubs

1998- Cubs- Sammy Sosa

1998- Cubs- Sammy Sosa

  • Sammy Sosa (1998)
  • Andre Dawson (1987)
  • Ryne Sandberg (1984)
  • Ernie Banks (1959)
  • Ernie Banks (1958)
  • Hank Sauer (1952)
  • Phil Cavarretta (1945)
  • Gabby Hartnett (1935)
  • Rogers Hornsby (1929)
  • Frank Schulte (1911)

Rockies

1997- Rockies- Larry Walker

1997- Rockies- Larry Walker

  • Larry Walker (1997)

Padres

1996- Padres- Ken Caminiti

1996- Padres- Ken Caminiti

  • Ken Caminiti (1996)

Astros

1994- Astros- Jeff Bagwell

1994- Astros- Jeff Bagwell

  • Jeff Bagwell (1994)

White Sox

1994- White Sox- Frank Thomas

1994- White Sox- Frank Thomas

  • Frank Thomas (1994)
  • Frank Thomas (1993)
  • Dick Allen (1972)
  • Nellie Fox (1959)

Pirates

1992- Pirates- Barry Bonds

1992- Pirates- Barry Bonds

  • Barry Bonds (1992)
  • Barry Bonds (1990)
  • Willie Stargell (1979) [co-winner]
  • Dave Parker (1978)
  • Roberto Clemente (1966)
  • Dick Groat (1960)
  • Paul Waner (1927)

Orioles

1991- Orioles- Cal Ripken, Jr.

1991- Orioles- Cal Ripken, Jr.

  • Cal Ripken, Jr. (1991)
  • Cal Ripken, Jr. (1983)
  • Boog Powell (1970)
  • Frank Robinson (1966)
  • Brooks Robinson (1964)
  • George Sisler (1922) [St. Louis Browns]

Dodgers

1988- Dodgers- Kirk Gibson

1988- Dodgers- Kirk Gibson

  • Kirk Gibson (1988)
  • Steve Garvey (1974)
  • Sandy Koufax (1963)
  • Maury Wills (1962)
  • Don Newcombe (1956) [Brooklyn]
  • Roy Campanella (1955) [Brooklyn]
  • Roy Campanella (1953) [Brooklyn]
  • Roy Campanella (1951) [Brooklyn]
  • Jackie Robinson (1949) [Brooklyn]
  • Dolph Camilli (1941) [Brooklyn]
  • Dazzy Vance (1924) [Brooklyn]
  • Jake Daubert (1913) [Brooklyn]

Blue Jays

1987- Blue Jays- George Bell

1987- Blue Jays- George Bell

  • George Bell (1987)

Royals

1980- Royals- George Brett

1980- Royals- George Brett

  • George Brett (1980)

Indians

1953- Indians- Al Rosen

1953- Indians- Al Rosen

  • Al Rosen (1953)
  • Lou Boudreau (1948)
  • George Burns (1926)

Thursday Night Power Rankings, 5.2.13

Lasorda loves Psy

Lasorda loves Psy

1) Red Sox (20-8) [Last Week: 2]:

The return of Big Papi and the foreign substances of Clay Buchholz have the BoSox on top.

 

2) Braves (17-11) [Last Week: 1]:

They had a bad week and should maybe even be lower. Maholm returned to form, but still lost 2-0 against a brilliant performance by the Nationals Jordan Zimmerman.  Heyward is still out, though Freddie Freeman is back.

 

3) Rangers (17-11) [Last Week: 5]:

This weekend’s series against Boston should help gauge whether they should be up this high.  The old men are getting it done though.

 

4) Cardinals (17-11) [Last Week: 3]:

If Westbrook and Wainwright keep it up, they are going to be tough to catch in the NL Central.

 

5) Yankees (17-10) [Last Week: 10]:

Kind of unreal, isn’t it?  Brian Cashman deserves some credit for patching this team together. Overbay , Hafner and Wells make him look like a genius.  The injuries keep coming- Chamberlain, Youkilis, Nova, Cervelli all to the DL this week- but they keep winning.  Rivera is perfect in save opportunities. I begrudgingly admire this team.

 

6) Rockies (17-11) [Last Week: 8]:

Tulowitzki got banged up this week and I thought- oh, there it is… but he avoided the DL.  Still, it’s coming.

 

7) Tigers (16-11) [Last Week: 7]:

All that closer shit and they bring back Valverde.  Torii Hunter is cooling, but Prince showed some life this week. Anibal Sanchez is a strikeout machine.

 

8) A’s (16-13) [Last Week: 4]:

They got back Cespedes.  This is huge.  They played, and won, a 19-inning game this week.  I actually couldn’t make it to the end.  It was fun watching some SF writers tease the bleary-eyed A’s writers on Twitter.

 

9) Giants (16-12) [Last Week: 9]:

Cain is lost, but what the hell is it?  What is going on?  Timmy is done. Man, it had to hurt to blow that big contract- he’ll never see that kind of offer again.  Panda has no more hamate bones to break- and the big fella is looking like a legitimate MVP candidate.  Brandon Belt has awoken.

 

10) Orioles (17-12) [Last Week: 12]:

Chris Davis has re-joined the mortal world. Adam Jones continues to make CF look adventurous. Showalter is a good manager.

 

11) Nationals (15-14) [Last Week: 6]:

Adam LaRoche is terrible this season.  Beyond terrible.  Adam Dunn must look at LaRoche’s numbers and not feel too bad about his own. Werth is banged up, Espinosa too.  Ramos is back. Gio Gonzales is in outer space, in a bad way. Strasburg just maybe might be a little over-hyped. Harper is great, but I think he’s an injury waiting to happen.

 

12) Royals (15-10) [Last Week: 14]:

Ervin Santana- what the hell?  He is pitching great. I don’t think too many saw that coming.  Hosmer still hasn’t found power.  They’ve missed games due to, well, snow in May.

 

13) Diamondbacks (15-13) [Last Week: 13]:

J.J. Putz isn’t getting it done at closer.  Will Heath Bell actually end up with a closers job again?

 

14) Reds (15-14) [Last Week: 11]:

Votto’s doing fine, but I can see why so many people skip over him in fantasy drafts.  He’s really good, but he doesn’t care about power and he should.  Singles don’t mean shit.

 

15) Pirates (16-12) [Last Week: 16]:

They held first place for a spell last week.  That was pretty cool.  Their 2B is injured though and while it is great to see the fan base revived, I’m still not buying it.  I won’t until it is August and they are in a playoff position.

 

16) Dodgers (13-14) [Last Week: 15]:

Hanley Ramirez is back.  Kemp is back. They’ve got a big weekend series with the Giants.  As a Giants fan, I’d like to see the Dodgers lower on this list next week.  I especially dislike Nick Punto, and he has been embraced for his “hustle”, which is really just, to me, mediocre white guy showing off.

 

17) Brewers (14-13) [Last Week: 19]:

I usually just find a way to express my distaste for Ryan Braun, but I’ll take it easy on him this week because he tweeted his support when NBA center Jason Collins came out publicly this week. Carlos Gomez, however, still bugs the crap out of me.  I don’t buy the power.  He’s suspect in my book.

 

18) Twins (12-12) [Last Week: 20]:

Twins fans are rejoicing.  We have a team that is only at .500, but at 24 games into the season?  That’s more than any of us expected.  They managed to beat both the Tigers and Rangers to avoid the losing record.  Kevin Correia is doing great.  Joe Mauer, however, disappeared and saw his average drop nearly 100 points during his current 1 for, oh, about 30 batting slump.  That’s unacceptable.  He isn’t making Adam LaRoche money.

 

19) Mets (11-15) [Last Week: 17]:

John Buck, Matt Harvey and pray for rain.

 

20) Rays (12-15) [Last Week: 21]:

Matt Moore is having a great start (5-0, 1.13 ERA), but the rest of the team still hasn’t quite gotten it going.  Fernando Rodney probably isn’t going to be the same Rodney he was last year- that was an anomaly.  Plus, I’m sure his opponents are sick of his bow-and-arrow routine. John Maddon is awesome, but I kind of want to just hear about him destroying the catering table one of these nights.

 

21) Phillies (13-16) [Last Week: 22]:

Delmon Young is back. I don’t think that’s a great sign. It does give them a chance to bench Revere more often, who isn’t hitting in the National League. Nice to see the old guys hanging in there though- Howard has shown some pop of late.

 

22) White Sox (12-15) [Last Week: 23]:

I could tell you they aren’t doing great without knowing their record.  I haven’t heard that many annoying Hawk Harrelson calls on MLB Tonight of late. Adam Dunn is back to 2011 form. C Flowers has power, but not a very good average.  Worst news, Peavy might be hurt.

 

23) Indians (12-13) [Last Week: 26]:

Ryan Rayburn went 11-12 with four HRs in four games. Santana is on fire, and Michael Bourn will be back soon.  If Cabrera and Swisher can get it going, they’ll be on the rise.

24) Blue Jays (10-19) [Last Week: 18]:

Pretty bad.  Nobody wanted to say that Dickey was a bad signing, because he had just come off an MVP season and he’s so well-liked.  We all knew Josh Johnson was injury prone, and he’s now on the DL.  Ditto for Reyes.  Beuhrle is old.  Melky Cabrera isn’t on PEDs. Not good times for Blue Jays fans.  Remarkably, Edwin Encarnacion, the one player expected to have a decline, is hot.

 

25) Mariners (13-17) [Last Week: 25]:

They’ve got two great pitchers in Hernandez and Iwakuma and two others that have shown flashes.  Kendrys Morales is showing signs of heating up.  Morse seems on his way back to first week’s form following his injury.  Michael Saunders is off the DL.  They haven’t earned any respect yet, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they move up a few slots in the next few weeks.

 

26) Angels (10-18) [Last Week: 24]:

It is May.  Now it is time to start worrying.  The debate over whether Scioscia should be fired is more prominent. Hamilton, unfortunately, picked up where he left off last year.  Stone cold.  Trout is having just an okay season.  And now Bourjos is on the DL.  The pitching though, wow, it has been bad.  Frieri isn’t a closer.  They may stay bad.

 

27) Cubs (11-17) [Last Week: 27]:

They seem like a decent team if games were only six innings.

 

28) Padres (11-17) [Last Week: 28]:

They swept the Giants.  That sucked.  Gyorko finally got his first HR.  Headley is back.

 

29) Astros (8-21) [Last Week: 29]:

They have improved.  Just not enough.  13 games below .500 one month in isn’t good.  The good news is that at the pace they are on, they won’t lose 120 games.  Just 118.

30) Marlins (8-21) [Last Week: 30]:

They’ve got a lot of enthusiastic fans on Twitter and they have been entertaining.  They just don’t win very often.

The Most Recent Player of Each MLB Franchise to Steal 50 Bases

Do you remember the last player on your favorite team to steal 50 bases?  Do you remember when it was?

Of the 30 franchises (notice I didn’t say ‘teams’), one player appears three times on this list.  Another player appears twice.  Can you guess who they are?

For 11 franchises, it has been since the 1990s since they’ve had a player steal 50 or more bases.

For 3, it has been since the 1980s.

Can you guess which has gone the longest?  The last time being 1985.

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Sunday Wrap: Week Four is in the Books

The best thing I can say about this week that the Twins won two over the Rangers.

The Giants lost their fifth in a row- including being swept by the Padres.  Good grief.

Joe Mauer is 0 for his last 16.  Adam LaRoche is batting .143.  Martin Prado is not making Diamondbacks fans forget Justin Upton.  He is doing really poorly.  Ugh.  Glad this week is over.

Go Warriors!

Playoff picture if the season ended today:

NL West: Diamondbacks/Rockies (tied) [Last Week: Rockies]

NL Central: Pirates (!) [Last Week: Reds]

NL East: Braves [Last Week: Braves]

NL Wildcards: Diamondbacks/Rockies and Cardinals [Last Week: Giants and tie between Nats/Pirates/Cards/D-Backs

AL West: Rangers [Last Week: Rangers]

AL Central: Royals [Last Week: Royals]

AL East: Red Sox [Last Week: Red Sox]

AL Wildcards: Yankees/Tigers [Last Week: A’s/Yankees]

Now let’s take a look at the league leaders in all 10 statistical categories that our Fantasy League competes in:

Runs

1) 23: Austin Jackson 

2) 22 (two tied): Coco Crisp, Adam Jones

4) 21 (two tied): Matt Carpenter, Nate McLouth

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: Carlos Gonzalez (1-T), Shin-Soo Choo (4-T), Daniel Murphy (4-T), Josh Rutledge (4-T)]

Home Runs

1) 12: Justin Upton

2) 9 (two tied): Chris Davis, Bryce Harper

4) 8 (three tied): J.P. Arencibia, John Buck, Anthony Rizzo

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: Dexter Fowler (2-T), Mark Reynolds (2-T)]

RBI

1) 28: Chris Davis

2) 27: Mike Napoli

3) 24: Brandon Phillips

4) 23 (two tied): John Buck, Miguel Cabrera

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: Prince Fielder (2-T)]

Stolen Bases

1) 11: Jacoby Ellsbury

2) 8: Nate McLouth

3) 7 (four tied): Everth Cabrera, Coco Crisp, Starling Marte, Jean Segura

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: Andrew McCutchen (2-T), Rajai Davis (4-T), Austin Jackson (4-T), Desmond Jennings (4-T), Josh Reddick (4-T), Ben Revere (4-T), Jose Reyes (4-T), David Wright (4-T)]

Batting Average

1) .380 (two tied): Torii Hunter, Chris Johnson

3) .370: Miguel Cabrera

4) .360: Bryce Harper

5) .355: Carlos Santana

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: Chris Davis (2), Adrian Gonzalez (4), Shin-Soo Choo (5-T), Jed Lowrie (5-T)]

Wins

1) 5 (two tied): Clay Buchholz, Matt Moore

3) 4 (nine tied): Yu Darvish, Doug Fister, Matt Harvey, Jon Lester, Lance Lynn, Justin Masterson, CC Sabathia, Adam Wainwright, Jordan Zimmerman

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: Madison Bumgarner (3-T), Jhoulys Chacin (3-T), Paul Maholm (3-T), Tommy Milone (3-T), Eric O’Flaherty (3-T), Andy Pettitte (3-T), Barry Zito (3-T)]

Saves

1) 10 (two tied): Jason Grilli, Jim Johnson

3) 9: Mariano Rivera

4) 8 (seven tied): Rafael Betancourt, Craig Kimbrel, Brandon League, Joe Nathan, Addison Reed, Sergio Romo, Tom Wilhelmsen

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: none]

Strikeouts

1) 49: Yu Darvish

2) 48: AJ Burnett

3) 47: Clayton Kershaw

4) 44: Felix Hernandez

5) 43: Ryan Dempster

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: Jake Peavy (3-T)]

E.R.A.

1) 0.98: Jake Westbrook

2) 1.13: Matt Moore

3) 1.19: Clay Buchholz

4) 1.34: Anibal Sanchez

5) 1.54: Matt Harvey

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: Ross Detwiler (1-T), Mike Minor (4)]

WHIP

1) 0.69 (two tied): Matt Harvey, Hisashi Iwakuma

3) 0.80: Yu Darvish

4) 0.82: Carlos Villanueva

5) 0.86: Jordan Zimmerman

[Last week leaders falling out of Top 5: Garrett Richards (3), Derek Holland (4)]

Thursday Night Power Rankings, 4.25.13

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1) Braves (15-6) [Last Week: 1]:  They went into Colorado, they’re challenger for best record, and took two out of three.  Jason Heyward is out recovering from an appendectomy, but he wasn’t producing anyway. Kimbrel finallly blew a save.  No matter, this organization is the best in the majors.

2) Red Sox (15-7) [Last week: 4]  They lost 2 of 3 from the Royals early in the week, then took 2 or 3 from the A’s. Big Papi came back this week to give them a further boost, right as the city they represent needed it most. Nava continues to rake.

3) Cardinals (13-8) [Last Week: 7]:  Adam Wainwright is back, and in a big way, reclaiming his spot as one of the elite pitchers. Yadier Molina is doing well at the plate, but that less than half of what he contributes to this team– if he was a quarterback, he’d have Super Bowl rings.  They even seem to have found a closer, in Mujica, to replace Motte, whose status is still up in the air, though not expected to be good.

4) A’s (13-10) [Last week: 5]:   They had a bad week, going 1-6- the one game they won was a 13-0 blowout of the Red Sox that ended early- but they remain an elite team until proven otherwise for a few weeks.  Bret Anderson got hurt again, which is par for the course, but Bartolo Colon proves to be as good as ever even after his PED suspension.  They are missing Cespedes.  He’ll be back soon.

5) Rangers  (15-7) [Last week: 10]:  Here they come. They went 6-1 since last Thursday, sweeping the Mariners, taking 2 of 3 from the Angels, and beating the Twins earlier tonight.  So while not the greatest competition (the Angels are legit), they have pretty much all the pieces, despite losing opening day starter Harrison for awhile.  Kinsler is back in form.  I expect to seem them rise by next week.

6) Nationals (11-11) [Last week: 2]:  They had a terrible week, going 1-6, but not all is lost.  Strasburg lost to the phenom Matt Harvey last week, and again yesterday, though after a bad first inning, looked like the starter that he should be.  LaRoche has been shit.  But today, Gio Gonzalez pitched a gem.  The line-up got shook up today, and it looked good.  I’m not worried.  This is still an elite team.

7) Tigers (10-10) [Last week: 3]:  There is a little cause for concern, but not much.  Fielder is in a slump.  Verlander had a blister-like problem today- a “crack” in the skin of his finger. The bullpen is still in turmoil– Phil Coke, in particular, continues to puzzle- but with Leyland naming the newly returned Valverde as closer, hopefully that will help. Like the Nationals, I’m not gonna worry much.  This team could win the World Series.  Torii Hunter has proven so far to be a great inclusion, and V-Mart will, hopefully, come around.

8) Rockies (14-8) [Last week: 18]:  They are in first place, but I still say I’m not a believer. They are a scrappy team for sure, and this is their hottest start, though they often start hot.  They do have a lot of talent.  So why don’t I believe they are for real?  Wait…. do you hear that ticking?  Oh yeah, it is the same thing from last week.  The inevitable Tulowitzki injury.  If I’m proven wrong, I’ll admit it.  Hell, 3/4 of a season with him could put them in the playoffs.

9) Giants (13-9) [Last week: 8]:  Cain hasn’t been right. Other than that, I have no worries about this team.  Like I said in last weeks Power Rankings, the Giants won’t dazzle you, they will just keep plugging away.  They lost three games in extra innings this week.  Ho-hum. They also came back in all three games to get there.  I still pick them to win the World Series this year.  Brandon Crawford seems poised to become an All-Star.

10) Yankees (12-9) [Last week: 9]:  Jeter, let’s face it, is probably done.  Oh, he’ll be back– months from now.  But NOW, the Yankees still continue to compete. Nobody is stellar, but it seems someone is hot just when they need it.  Ichiro shows up, then Wells shows up, and the pitching, especially from Pettitte, has been pretty good.  Hughes had a great game this week. If they make the playoffs, I have to admit, I’ll kind of pull for them given the crap they’ve dealt with…. okay, not really, but you get the sentiment.

11) Reds (13-10) [Last week: 6]:  Hot, cold, hot.  Weird team. I’ll tell you one thing, Shin-Soo Choo is a great addition– I just voted for him on my All-Star ballot- but I seriously think that if I was a starting pitcher, I would plunk him.  He’s been hit by pitches 10 times already just this month.  Chin music for Shin-Soo Choo.  We all know the Reds are going to be around.  Brandon Phillips needs some chin music as well.  That Broxton signing is still retarded though.  Let’s hope the weather is okay this summer, because, and I’m serious here, I think Joey Votto just might end up in Oz.  You know I’m right.

12) Orioles (13-9) [Last week: 12]:   Last week I mentioned Chris Davis cooling off, and then he picks it up again.  Manny Machado is showing that he might be an elite player.  I’m happy for this team.  They seem like a likable bunch of guys, and Buck Showalter took a lot of shit over the years.  Their record 17 games of extra inning wins finally came to an end.  They are for real though.

13) Diamondbacks (13-9) [Last week: 16]:   They are good.  They took two out of three from the Giants, stopped the Rockies winning streak, and are tied for second in the NL West. They have three guys that can close.  And Paul Goldschmidt has truly arrived.

14) Royals (11-8) [Last week: 19]  The Royals are in first place!  The surprise is their pitching.  Everyone expected Shields to be good, but Ervin Santana has been great so far!  Closer Holland has gotten his shit together.  Hosmer is still struggling, but look out when he gets it going.

15) Dodgers (10-11) [Last week: 11]:  Uh-oh.  I say that as a Giants fan.  Even though they lost another pitcher- Billingsley to Tommy John surgery- Ryu is looking f’real, Kemp is starting to hit, A-Gon and Carl Crawford already were, Mark Ellis is looking ageless.  Ramirez is almost back.  On top of that, they’ve got the whole “nobody believed in us” thing going.  The Giants pitching better get going.

16) Pirates (13-9) [Last week: 21]:  They are hot, even while their best player, McCutchen, is cold. Grilli is kicking ass as closer.  This team needs to have an above .500 year.

17) Mets (10-10) [Last week: 20]:  They are at .500, and though Matt Havey has won 40 percent of their games, John Buck might be for real.  Hell, given his start, cooling off is a given, but this team seems to have a spark to them.

18) Blue Jays (9-14) [Last week: 14]:  There are problems.  Reyes is out, we knew that already.  Now Josh Johnson might miss his next start.  Lawrie has been slow to come back, though he got a few hits Thursday, including his first HR.  Bautista is finally back.  I think they’ll be over .500 and back in the hunt by the end of Mayif not sooner.  Morrow needs to step up.

19) Brewers (11-9) [Last week: 22]:   Aw, these fuckers.  Yeah, they went on a nine-game winning streak.  Their drunk-driving pitcher didn’t get suspended.  Their PED-positive testing OF didn’t get suspended yet… and Carlos Gomez, who I would put money on for PED shit, won player of some other or shit.  I loathe this team.  More than the Red Sox.

20) Twins (9-9) [Last week: 25]:  Joe Mauer is having a decent season average-wise.  Kevin Correia continues to impress.  Other than that, it is kudos to the farm system for having this team at .500 eighteen games into their season.  I love the Twins, but I think yesterday was the last time they will see a winning record this year.  As the principal on The Simpsons would say: prove me wrong.

21) Rays (10-12) [Last week: 15]:  They are getting it together.  Slowly.  The best part is watching manager Joe Maddon try to get them to relax.  He brought a couple of penguins into the clubhouse this week.  You must see.

22) Phillies (9-14) [Last week: 17]:   I think they just might be too old.  Halladay has done great though, compared to earlier.  Utley is hanging in there quite well.  Howard shows signs of life now and then.  Still, they don’t seem like the all-star team of yore.

23) White Sox (9-12) [Last week: 24]:  They went 5-5 this week.  Adam Dunn had two hits, I believe.. both HRs and nothing else.  Konerko still has it.  Chris Sale hasn’t been as dominant. Alexei isn’t back to form.  I don’t think they have it.

24) Angels (8-13) [Last week: 13]:  Let’s face it.  The sportswriters were right when they said Trout wasn’t gonna repeat last year.  He’s hitting okay, not great.  Stole a few bases- both in one inning.  Hamilton has shown some life, but then, not much.  The Angels actually led the league in hitting at the start of the day, but that is the most lifeless team I have observed in a long time.  What is the problem?  Time to fire the manager.  It is just time.  Sorry, Mike, but it is time to go.  Get someone else in there.

25) Mariners (9-15) [Last week: 23]:  What a weird team.  They lose like hell to the Astros, then dominate the Angels.  Michael Morse has been utter horseshit since he hurt his finger.  Michael Saunders is sorely missed, and now Gutierrez is on the DL.  Saunders is stinking it up.

26) Indians (8-11) [Last week: 26]:  Mark Reynolds is proving to be the great signing.  He and Giambi.  Swisher still hasn’t gotten into the swing of things really.  When he does, maybe.  Probably not.

27) Cubs (7-14) [Last week: 28]:  Cubs fans have to wonder what all the hoopla was about GM Theo.  Get rid of Soriano as soon as possible. He has never been an asset.  Is somebody waterboarding Epstein?

28) Padres (6-15) [Last week: 27]:  I like Will Venable.  Chase Headley is back.  Jedd Gyorko isn’t living up to the hype.  Not a good team.

29) Astros (7-15) [Last week: 29]:  I will bet you that they don’t end up with even the third worst record in baseball.  I find this team more exciting than the seven listed above them.  I’m pulling for them.

30) Marlins (5-17) [Last week: 30]:  Hey Jeffrey Loria, FUCK YOU.  There should be a class action suit against you by AMERICA for doing terrible shit to our pasttime.  You suck ass.

My All-Star Ballot- what is yours?

The All-Star ballots have been released.  Voting goes from now until the 4th of July.

My choices are below.  I have not chosen based on my team, my favorites, or the numbers so far.  In other words, just who I think will most deserve to be a starting All-Star a few months from now.

The ballot is here.  Please comment with your choices.

American League

1B) Chris Davis, Orioles

2B) Jose Altuve, Astros

SS) Jed Lowrie, A’s

3B) Miguel Cabrera, Tigers

C) Joe Mauer, Twins

DH) Mark Reynolds, Indians

OF) Torii Hunter, Tigers

OF) Coco Crisp, A’s

OF) Nelson Cruz, Rangers

National League

1B) Paul Goldschmidt, Diamondbacks

2B) Chase Utley, Phillies

SS) Brandon Crawford, Giants

3B) Pablo Sandoval, Giants

C) Yadier Molina, Cardinals

OF) Carlos Gonzalez, Rockies

OF) Justin Upton, Braves

OF) Shin-Soo Choo, Reds