Iconic MLB Players in Somewhat Strange Uniforms

Okay, not all of the uniforms seem all that strange.  Hell, not all of the players are all that iconic.  Still, I hope you enjoy seeing some players in uniforms that many won’t recall.
If you have any other ideas in this vein for a second round, let me know in the comments.

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All of the MVP Award Winners by Team/Franchise

The Most Valuable Player Award was first given out in 1911 by Chalmers Automobiles.  They discontinued doing so after the 1914 season.  In 1922, the MVP award… well, I won’t bore you– if you want to read the history, read it here.

Five teams have never had a player win the MVP award- can you name them?

Of the other 25 teams:

  • 13 teams last have an MVP award winner that won it during the 2000-2010s
  • 8 from the the 1990s
  • 3 from the 1980s
  • and one team hasn’t had a player win the MVP since the 1950s

See if you can name them then scroll below for the answers.

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The five teams that have not ever had an MVP and the season they began are:

  • Mets (1962)
  • Expos/Nationals (1969)
  • Marlins (1992)
  • Diamondbacks (1998)
  • Rockies (1998)

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And here are the most recent MVPs for the other 25 teams as well as those that won it prior:

Tigers

2012- Tigers- Miguel Cabrera

2012- Tigers- Miguel Cabrera

  • Miguel Cabrera (2012)
  • Justin Verlander (2011)
  • Willie Hernandez (1984)
  • Denny McLain (1968)
  • Hal Newhouser (1945)
  • Hal Newhouser (1944)
  • Hank Greenberg (1940)
  • Charlie Gehringer (1937)
  • Hank Greenberg (1935)
  • Mickey Cochrane (1934)
  • Ty Cobb (1911)

Giants

2012- Giants- Buster Posey

2012- Giants- Buster Posey

  • Buster Posey (2012)
  • Barry Bonds (2004)
  • Barry Bonds (2003)
  • Barry Bonds (2002)
  • Barry Bonds (2001)
  • Jeff Kent (2000)
  • Barry Bonds (1993)
  • Kevin Mitchell (1989)
  • Willie McCovey (1969)
  • Willie Mays (1965)
  • Willie Mays (1954) [NY]
  • Carl Hubbell (1936) [NY]
  • Carl Hubbell (1933) [NY]
  • Larry Doyle (1912) [NY]

Brewers

2011- Brewers- Ryan Braun

2011- Brewers- Ryan Braun

  • Ryan Braun (2011)
  • Robin Yount (1989)
  • Robin Yount (1982)
  • Rollie Fingers (1981)

Rangers

2010- Rangers- Josh Hamilton

2010- Rangers- Josh Hamilton

  • Josh Hamilton (2010)
  • Alex Rodriguez (2003)
  • Ivan Rodriguez (1999)
  • Juan Gonzalez (1998)
  • Juan Gonzalez (1996)
  • Jeff Burroughs (1974)

Reds

2010- Reds- Joey Votto

2010- Reds- Joey Votto

  • Joey Votto (2010)
  • Barry Larkin (1995)
  • George Foster (1977)
  • Joe Morgan (1976)
  • Joe Morgan (1975)
  • Pete Rose (1973)
  • Johnny Bench (1972)
  • Johnny Bench (1970)
  • Frank Robinson (1961)
  • Frank McCormick (1940)
  • Bucky Walters (1939)
  • Ernie Lombardi (1938)

Twins

2009- Twins- Joe Mauer

2009- Twins- Joe Mauer

  • Joe Mauer (2009)
  • Justin Morneau (2006)
  • Rod Carew (1977)
  • Harmon Killebrew (1969)
  • Zoilo Versalles (1965)
  • Roger Peckinpaugh (1925) [WSH Senators]
  • Walter Johnson (1924) [WSH Senators]
  • Walter Johnson (1913) [WSH Senators]

Cardinals

2009- Cardinals- Albert Pujols

2009- Cardinals- Albert Pujols

  • Albert Pujols (2009)
  • Albert Pujols (2008)
  • Albert Pujols (2005)
  • Willie McGee (1985)
  • Keith Hernandez (1979) [co-winner]
  • Joe Torre (1971)
  • Bob Gibson (1968)
  • Orlando Cepeda (1967)
  • Ken Boyer (1964)
  • Stan Musial (1948)
  • Stan Musial (1946)
  • Marty Marion (1944)
  • Stan Musial (1943)
  • Mort Cooper (1942)
  • Joe Medwick (1937)
  • Dizzy Dean (1934)
  • Frankie Frisch (1931)
  • Jim Bottomley (1928)
  • Bob O’Farrell (1926)
  • Rogers Hornsby (1925)

Red Sox

2008- Red Sox- Dustin Pedroia

2008- Red Sox- Dustin Pedroia

  • Dustin Pedroia (2008)
  • Mo Vaughn (1995)
  • Roger Clemens (1986)
  • Jim Rice (1978)
  • Fred Lynn (1975)
  • Carl Yastrzemski (1967)
  • Jackie Jensen (1958)
  • Ted Williams (1949)
  • Ted Williams (1946)
  • Jimmie Foxx (1938)
  • Tris Speaker (1912)

Phillies

2007- Phillies- Jimmy Rollins

2007- Phillies- Jimmy Rollins

  • Jimmy Rollins (2007)
  • Ryan Howard (2006)
  • Mike Schmidt (1986)
  • Mike Schmidt (1981)
  • Mike Schmidt (1980)
  • Jim Konstanty (1950)
  • Chuck Klein (1932)

Yankees

2007- Yankees- Alex Rodriguez

2007- Yankees- Alex Rodriguez

  • Alex Rodriguez (2007)
  • Alex Rodriguez (2005)
  • Don Mattingly (1985)
  • Thurman Munson (1976)
  • Elston Howard (1963)
  • Mickey Mantle (1962)
  • Roger Maris (1961)
  • Roger Maris (1960)
  • Mickey Mantle (1957)
  • Mickey Mantle (1956)
  • Yogi Berra (1955)
  • Yogi Berra (1954)
  • Yogi Berra (1951)
  • Phil Rizzuto (1950)
  • Joe DiMaggio (1947)
  • Spud Chandler (1943)
  • Joe Gordon (1942)
  • Joe DiMaggio (1941)
  • Joe DiMaggio (1939)
  • Lou Gehrig (1936)
  • Lou Gehrig (1927)
  • Babe Ruth (1923)

Angels

2004- Angels- Vladimir Guerrero

2004- Angels- Vladimir Guerrero

  • Vladimir Guerrero (2004)
  • Don Baylor (1979) [CAL Angels]

A’s

2002- A's- Miguel Tejada

2002- A’s- Miguel Tejada

  • Miguel Tejada (2002)
  • Jason Giambi (2000)
  • Dennis Eckersley (1992)
  • Rickey Henderson (1990)
  • Jose Canseco (1988)
  • Reggie Jackson (1973)
  • Vida Blue (1971)
  • Bobby Shantz (1952) [Philly]
  • Jimmie Foxx (1933) [Philly]
  • Jimmie Foxx (1932) [Philly]
  • Lefty Grove (1931) [Philly]
  • Mickey Cochrane (1928) [Philly]
  • Eddie Collins (1914) [Philly]

Mariners

2001- Mariners- Ichiro Suzuki

2001- Mariners- Ichiro Suzuki

  • Ichiro Suzuki (2001)
  • Ken Griffey, Jr. (1997)

Braves

1999- Braves- Chipper Jones

1999- Braves- Chipper Jones

  • Chipper Jones (1999)
  • Terry Pendleton (1991)
  • Dale Murphy (1983)
  • Dale Murphy (1982)
  • Hank Aaron (1957) [Milwaukee]
  • Bob Elliott (1947) [Boston]
  • Johnny Evers (1914) [Boston]

Cubs

1998- Cubs- Sammy Sosa

1998- Cubs- Sammy Sosa

  • Sammy Sosa (1998)
  • Andre Dawson (1987)
  • Ryne Sandberg (1984)
  • Ernie Banks (1959)
  • Ernie Banks (1958)
  • Hank Sauer (1952)
  • Phil Cavarretta (1945)
  • Gabby Hartnett (1935)
  • Rogers Hornsby (1929)
  • Frank Schulte (1911)

Rockies

1997- Rockies- Larry Walker

1997- Rockies- Larry Walker

  • Larry Walker (1997)

Padres

1996- Padres- Ken Caminiti

1996- Padres- Ken Caminiti

  • Ken Caminiti (1996)

Astros

1994- Astros- Jeff Bagwell

1994- Astros- Jeff Bagwell

  • Jeff Bagwell (1994)

White Sox

1994- White Sox- Frank Thomas

1994- White Sox- Frank Thomas

  • Frank Thomas (1994)
  • Frank Thomas (1993)
  • Dick Allen (1972)
  • Nellie Fox (1959)

Pirates

1992- Pirates- Barry Bonds

1992- Pirates- Barry Bonds

  • Barry Bonds (1992)
  • Barry Bonds (1990)
  • Willie Stargell (1979) [co-winner]
  • Dave Parker (1978)
  • Roberto Clemente (1966)
  • Dick Groat (1960)
  • Paul Waner (1927)

Orioles

1991- Orioles- Cal Ripken, Jr.

1991- Orioles- Cal Ripken, Jr.

  • Cal Ripken, Jr. (1991)
  • Cal Ripken, Jr. (1983)
  • Boog Powell (1970)
  • Frank Robinson (1966)
  • Brooks Robinson (1964)
  • George Sisler (1922) [St. Louis Browns]

Dodgers

1988- Dodgers- Kirk Gibson

1988- Dodgers- Kirk Gibson

  • Kirk Gibson (1988)
  • Steve Garvey (1974)
  • Sandy Koufax (1963)
  • Maury Wills (1962)
  • Don Newcombe (1956) [Brooklyn]
  • Roy Campanella (1955) [Brooklyn]
  • Roy Campanella (1953) [Brooklyn]
  • Roy Campanella (1951) [Brooklyn]
  • Jackie Robinson (1949) [Brooklyn]
  • Dolph Camilli (1941) [Brooklyn]
  • Dazzy Vance (1924) [Brooklyn]
  • Jake Daubert (1913) [Brooklyn]

Blue Jays

1987- Blue Jays- George Bell

1987- Blue Jays- George Bell

  • George Bell (1987)

Royals

1980- Royals- George Brett

1980- Royals- George Brett

  • George Brett (1980)

Indians

1953- Indians- Al Rosen

1953- Indians- Al Rosen

  • Al Rosen (1953)
  • Lou Boudreau (1948)
  • George Burns (1926)

The Most Recent Player of Each MLB Franchise to Steal 50 Bases

Do you remember the last player on your favorite team to steal 50 bases?  Do you remember when it was?

Of the 30 franchises (notice I didn’t say ‘teams’), one player appears three times on this list.  Another player appears twice.  Can you guess who they are?

For 11 franchises, it has been since the 1990s since they’ve had a player steal 50 or more bases.

For 3, it has been since the 1980s.

Can you guess which has gone the longest?  The last time being 1985.

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My All-Star Ballot- what is yours?

The All-Star ballots have been released.  Voting goes from now until the 4th of July.

My choices are below.  I have not chosen based on my team, my favorites, or the numbers so far.  In other words, just who I think will most deserve to be a starting All-Star a few months from now.

The ballot is here.  Please comment with your choices.

American League

1B) Chris Davis, Orioles

2B) Jose Altuve, Astros

SS) Jed Lowrie, A’s

3B) Miguel Cabrera, Tigers

C) Joe Mauer, Twins

DH) Mark Reynolds, Indians

OF) Torii Hunter, Tigers

OF) Coco Crisp, A’s

OF) Nelson Cruz, Rangers

National League

1B) Paul Goldschmidt, Diamondbacks

2B) Chase Utley, Phillies

SS) Brandon Crawford, Giants

3B) Pablo Sandoval, Giants

C) Yadier Molina, Cardinals

OF) Carlos Gonzalez, Rockies

OF) Justin Upton, Braves

OF) Shin-Soo Choo, Reds

Each Team’s Last 20-Game Winner

Do you know your your favorite team’s last 20-game winner was and when it happened?

One team has never had a 20 game winner.  The closest the Colorado Rockies have come was when Ubaldo Jimenez won 19 in 2010.

One hasn’t had one since the 1970s.

Four of them haven’t had one since the 1980s.

One player is the last 20-game winner for two teams on this list.

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Which Teams are “Most Improved” from a Year Ago Today?

It is pretty easy to look at the standings and decide how good you feel about your team this season. If they aren’t doing well, this might give you a lift.  I’ve compiled a list of teams in order from best to worst based on how their winning percentage today (end of day 4.22.13) compares with their winning percentage exactly one year ago. It is kind of cool to see who is the “most improved”.

Make of it what you will.

1) Red Sox (+.398)     2013: .684
2012: .286

2) Royals (+.388)     2013: .588
2012: .200

3) Twins (+.220)     2013: .533
2012: .313

4) Rockies (+.189)      2013: .722
2012: .533

5) Reds (+.162)     2013: .600
2012: .438

6) Giants (+.150)     2013: .650
2012: .500

7) A’s (+.129)       2013: .600
2012: .471

8) Pirates (+.126)     2013: .526
2012: .400

9) Brewers (+.118)     2013: .556
2012: .438

10) Braves (+.097)       2013: .722
2012: .625

11) Cubs (+.028)         2013: .278
2012: .250

12) Diamondbacks (+.026)       2013: .526
2012: .500

13) Orioles (+.016)         2013: .579
2012: .563

14) Angels (+.014)         2013: .389
2012: .375

15) Phillies (+.012)       2013: .450
2012: .438

Those with worse winning percentages than this day last year:

16) -.031 Mariners  .381/.412
17) -.031 Padres  .263/.294
18) -.042 Mets  .529/.571
19) -.044 Yankees  .556/.600
20) -.089 Rays  .474/.563
21) -.109 Cardinals  .579/.688
22) -.112 Astros  .263/.375
23) -.125 Tigers  .500/.625
24) -.127 Indians  .444/.571
25) -.129 Rangers  .684/.813
26) -.200 Blue Jays  .400/.600
27) -.212 White Sox  .388/.600
28) -.224 Nationals  .526/.750
29) -.256 Marlins  .211/.467
30) -.306 Dodgers .444/.750

Day in Review: Three Weeks in the Books

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A few items from today…

Ryan Braun continues to prove that he’s a dick.  Mr. Class himself through a little hissy fit, throwing his bat in the air when an umpire had the gall to call a third strike on the douchebag.  C’mon MLB– suspend this PED ass clown already.

The Red Sox lost both games of a double header.  While it is appropriate to care about Boston and the victims of the heinous crimes from last week, it is okay to now resume not liking the Red Sox, as is a grand tradition.  The Royals lead the AL Central.

The Diamondbacks cooled off the Rockies, scoring two runs in the top of the 9th, to end the Rockies winning streak at 8.

The Rays finally are showing some life.  They swept the A’s– no small feat- in authoritative fashion, outscoring them 17-4.  A non-surprise, Brett Anderson hurt himself again.  Josh Reddick tamed his mane and beard, to no positive effect.  Matt Snyder of CBS Sports pointed out that six teams swept series this weekend: Twins over White Sox (though due to cold weather, they only played twice), Rangers over Mariners, Giants over Padres, Brewers over Cubs, and Angels over Tigers.

Barry Zito rebounded from a thumping in Milwaukee earlier in the week to pitch 7 SO innings versus the Padres.  It was his third time this season so far that he has done so at home. The Padres haven’t scored a run in 21 innings.  More good news for the Giants: Buster Posey finally hit his first HR of the year.

The Dodgers won.  And if that wasn’t news enough, Matt Kemp also went 3 for 5.  I’ll take my digs now, because part of me is also saying “uh-oh”.

I feel like I should write about how the Tigers are in trouble, but like ESPN’s Buster Olney pointed out, the Tigers were under .500 in early July last year and they ended up in the World Series.

But it is Sunday, and it is a good time to take a look at what the playoff picture would be if the season ended today!  I like this part of the week:

AL East: Red Sox   [Last Week: Red Sox]

AL Central: Royals [Last Week: Royals and Tigers were tied]

AL West: Rangers [Last Week: A’s]

AL Wild Cards: A’s/Yankees [Last Week: Royals/Tigers]

NL West: Rockies [Last Week: Giants]

NL Central: Reds [Last Week: Cardinals]

NL East: Braves [Last Week: Braves]

NL Wild Cards: Giants plus 4-way tie of Nats/Pirates/Cards/D-Backs [Last Week: D-Backs/Rockies]

Now let’s take a look at the league leaders in all 10 statistical categories that our Fantasy League competes in:

Runs

1) 19 (two tied): Austin Jackson, Carlos Gonzalez

3) 18: Coco Crisp

4) 17 (four tied): Shin-Soo Choo, Adam Jones, Daniel Murphy, Josh Rutledge

Home Runs

1) 9: Justin Upton

2) 7 (six tied): J.P. Arencibia, John Buck, Chris Davis, Dexter Fowler, Bryce Harper, Mark Reynolds

RBI

1) 22: John Buck

2) 21 (three tied): Chris Davis, Prince Fielder, Brandon Phillips

5) 20: Mike Napoli

Stolen Bases

1) 8: Jacoby Ellsbury

2) 6 (two tied): Coco Crisp, Andrew McCutchen

4) 5 (eight tied): Everth Cabrera, Rajai Davis, Austin Jackson, Desmond Jennings, Josh Reddick, Ben Revere, Jose Reyes, David Wright

Batting Average

1) .407: Chris Johnson

2) .403: Chris Davis

3) .392: Torii Hunter

4) .385: Adrian Gonzalez

5) .382 (two tied): Shin-Soo Choo, Jed Lowrie

Wins

1) 4 (two tied): Clay Bucholz, Matt Harvey

3) 3 (sixteen tied): Madison Bumgarner, Jhoulys Chacin, Yu Darvish, Doug Fister, Jon Lester, Lance Lynn, Paul Maholm, Justin Masterson, Tommy Milone, Matt Moore, Eric O’Flaherty, Andy Pettite, C.C. Sabathia, Adam Wainwright, Jordan Zimmerman, Barry Zito

Saves

1) 8: Sergio Romo

2) 7 (four tied): Rafael Betancourt, Jason Grilli, Jim Johnson, Craig Kimbrel

Strikeouts

1) 38: Yu Darvish

2) 35: A.J. Burnett

3) 33 (two tied): Ryan Dempster, Jake Peavy

5) 32: Matt Harvey

E.R.A.

1) 0.90 (two tied): Clay Bucholz, Ross Detwiler

3) 0.93: Matt Harvey

4) 0.95: Mike Minor

5) 1.00: Matt Moore

WHIP

1) 0.52: Hisashi Iwakuma

2) 0.66: Matt Harvey

3) 0.68: Garrett Richards

4) 0.77: Derek Holland

5) 0.79: Yu Darvish

Hopefully you see some of your players in those leader categories.  If not, don’t fret, next week could change all that.

Ten Baseball Annoyances

I love baseball. It is part of the fabric of the nation I was born and live in.  It has a pastoral vibe within (mostly) cities. The flow of it isn’t heart attack inducing- your team can lose 10 in a row and still find a way to be in contention… not so in football. You know the list…

But there are things that can be annoying about it.  From time-to-time I am going to post ten things related to the game that annoy me.  Please share yours, and I will incorporate them into the next installment.

Charlie Brown On The Pitcher Mound

1) Referring to the pitcher’s mound as “The Bump”

I have no idea how long the pitcher’s mound has been referred to as “the bump”, but I’ve been watching baseball since 1977, and it has only been the last few years that I’ve heard it. Part of my distaste for it is the also seemingly recent lexicon adoption of referring to a pregnant woman’s stomach as a “baby bump”- which is used almost exclusively now.  “Bump” is just a really annoying term/word to me.  I can’t explain it.  I can’t be alone on this though. When I shared this complaint with my friend Howard, who is in his early 50s, he said that he didn’t mind the term “bump” because it reminded him of cocaine.

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2) Ken “Hawk” Harrelson

Former player and longtime White Sox announcer is the worst. He refers to the White Sox as “we”.  He refers to the White Sox as “the good guys” and the opponents as “the bad guys”.  He hates sabermetrics. He infamously maligned an umpire during a three-minute rant live on the air a few series ago. He’s arrogant, stubborn, opinionated even when not informed. He’s really tough to listen to.  An interesting story: Last September 4th- which happens to be Hawk Harrelson’s birthday- I flew from SF to Minneapolis to visit my family. When my Dad picked me up, he had the Twins/White Sox game on the radio, and the Twins- who were terrible- had put up seven runs in the second inning.  As we drove back to my parents house, the Twins added another 10 runs in the fifth inning.  I said to my Dad, “Oh, I bet Hawk Harrelson is hating this.”  When we got into the house and turned on the game, Bert Blyleven/Dick Bremer wished Hawk a “happy birthday” during the broadcast.  The camera cut to the White Sox booth– and Harrleson was gone.  He was so disgusted, he left.  Ha!  That was great. I look forward to his retirement.

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3) Ryan Braun

The Lance Armstrong of baseball. I realize players that I probably love have used or are using PEDs. Hell, I still love Matt Lawton, and he got busted for using a horse steroid at the end of his career.  What I hate so much about Braun is not that he got off on a technicality after he tested positive, but his smug declaration of his innocence afterward.  What a douche.  Now he’s showing up again linked to a known PED distributor and a lot of baseball waif writers are saying not to go after him.  Fuck that, I’m fully behind MLB nailing this jackass.  He deserves a comeuppance like Lance Armstrong.

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4) The sacrifice bunt

Look, I love National League ball.  I grew up a Twins fan, but when I moved to San Francisco at age 20, I loved being able to watch baseball without the designated hitter.  I like the strategy, the “small” ball approach, etc.  So, while I’m not a purist, I want to be clear that I’m not a bonehead that only likes dingers.  But the sacrifice bunt is really annoying.  Giving up an out to advance a runner to second is, while I admit, not an awful strategy, still a frustrating one.  Too many things can go wrong.  There is nothing more frustrating than watching an attempted sacrifice go wrong- which happens more and more… players can’t bunt like they used to (I don’t know that for sure- but you get what I’m saying).  Second, there is always the stolen base option. The average success rate, according to studies done by Total Baseball, is 67%.  That is a far higher rate than what the next batter has of knocking him in… and you already wasted an out getting him there.  Steal or hit, don’t sacrifice.

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5. A’s ownership (namely the bastard named Lew Wolff)

A real estate developer who got rich in revitalizing San Jose, he has co-owned the A’s since 2005 with the sole intention of relocating them to San Jose. This weasel has done just about everything he can to disenfranchise the A’s from their home in Oakland, threatening to move them, treating the A’s fans like shit, really, just a total scumbag.  He has no business owning the team, and he hasn’t attempted with any sincerity to get a new stadium built in Oakland, consistently citing how broke the city is, when any half-drunk idiot can tell you that there is money to be made in Oakland as San Francisco prices out more and more people to the East Bay.  Fuck Lew Wolff. He did lose a shitload of money when the market crashed in the late aughts, which is nice.

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6. “God Bless America”

While baseball is part of the fabric of the United States both in its history and now (even though the NFL could own like four MLBs), the powers that be within one of the few businesses that is exempt from anti-trust laws like to go a little overboard.  There is nothing wrong with “Sweet Caroline” playing at every stadium a few days after the tragedies in Boston, but if it continues anywhere else than Boston, you’ll see what I mean.  After 9/11, baseball started adding “God Bless America” during the seventh inning stretch.  After a national tragedy, it was fine… except that they kept doing it for years. It is voluntary now, but many teams still do it every Sunday.  The Yankees, Dodgers and Braves still play it every game.  The Yankees get a pass.  But every other team that does it lost sight of what it was supposed to mean in the first place.  The victims of 9/11 have been dead for a dozen years now, and the marketing departments of a lot of MLB teams are still busy patting themselves on the back… for what?  Play the national anthem, fine– and then play “Take Me Out to the Ball Game”. Baseball is important, but it isn’t everything… MLB needs to remember that.

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7. Umpire Jim Joyce

Some umpire’s have egos.  That’s okay.  You’ve got to have a strong personality to officiate a game played by young, testosterone (and often PED) filled, rich men who have been catered to since they could hit a curve.  But you know that there are some egos in the umpiring world that like to be part of the game, like that control just a little too much.  Jim Joyce is notorious for ruining Tigers SP Armando Galarraga’s perfect game in 2010 when on the 27th out, Joyce blew the call at first.  Oh, Joyce got a lot of sympathy the next day when he tearfully met with Galarraga on-field (Galarraga was/is super cool about the whole thing- he knows as do we that he got a perfect game– shit, look up perfect game 50 years from now if you’re alive, and his name will be mentioned), but I never really felt for Joyce.  If you’re an umpire, your job is tough, but when there have been 26 up and 26 down and the play is at first, your natural self comes out during a close play.. and he blew it and I assert that he’s sort of a mean guy at heart.  Now, that could be complete bullshit, and I’ll own it, but that also isn’t the reason he’s on this list.  If you blow the moment of a lifetime for a player- a perfect game had only happened 20 times in the history of MLB at that time- you’d think that you’d curb your ego-maniacal “STRIIIIIIIIIIIIKE” call behind the plate- or whatever that thing is he grunts, that makes my girlfriend annoyed every time she hears it.  She isn’t alone. Joyce continues to want to be the center of attention.

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8. MLB’s lack of capitalizing on its past

Yes, we have Jackie Robinson Day, which is commendable.  Still, it seems like it took the new movie 42 to privy a lot of people to Jackie Robinson. One of the reason baseball is so loved is that it is so documented.  It is a numbers game, but why doesn’t baseball capitalize on those numbers?  MLB.tv’s archive of games available online is miniscule. This isn’t a start-up, this is MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL… get those games online– not just the past ten years- as much as you can. Invest in a preservation movement the way film did in the late 1980s.  A few years ago, the MLB Network treated us to the last game of the 1960 World Series that came from the private collection of the estate of, who, Bing Crosby? The entirety of the 1970s should be available, hell, the 1960s should too.  And if MLB is worried there isn’t a market for it, get in the fantasy game. The reason the NFL has more fans is that it is easy to be a casual fan… 16 games and then the playoffs.  But baseball fans are dedicated, informed, and they love its past.  On top of that, there is an increasingly growing number of them that spend 7 months playing fantasy baseball.  Find a way to incorporate Baseball’s past into an offseason market.  Some small companies have tried this, but they don’t have the power of MLB.  Charge a couple of bucks, add a free game from the past each day- it is a money maker. Baseball is constantly trying to expand out now– but they are growing stagnant on the past.  Instead of just resting on the laurels of Jackie Robinson breaking a color barrier, invest big money into educating the public on the Negro Leagues.  There are films out there- we saw it in Ken Burns Baseball documentary from 1994.  Get on it slackers.

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9. Joe Buck

The advent of internet baseball blogs pissed off traditional baseball writers to no end.  Fine, they have a job to lose, but a fair number of them seem to like to go against the tide of the “Fire Joe Buck” movement and come to this ass clown’s defense.  Buck likes to spout off about how he doesn’t hate our teams and that we should get over it.  No, Joe, you don’t hate our teams… you don’t KNOW our teams, and yet we have to tolerate your half-informed smug call of the World Series every year.  Joe Buck has been prone to over-dramatizing, pontificating, and showing a lack of baseball knowledge, at least compared to, well, just about any other baseball announcer out there.  Tim McCarver is retiring after this year, which means that Buck is without a partner.  Hopefully Fox does the same they did with Jon Miller (whom I love) when Joe Morgan finally needed to be let go, and they bring in an entirely new crew.  I don’t know anyone that wouldn’t mind Vin Scully calling the World Series until he passes.  Fire Joe Buck— go pontificate during football games.

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10. Bud Selig

He’s getting old and frail now, and he’s been around so long, that combined with the relative success of inter-league play and expanded playoffs, there seems to be the kind of warm acceptance of him- the same kind of warm acceptance that freezing to death is described as… I won’t forgive him.  This used-car salesman took the Pilots from Seattle and moved them to Milwaukee.  Okay, fine.  But then in 2002 he tried like hell to contract my Twins.  No, not give them a contract, but eliminate them.  He and the late Carl Pohlad (think Mr. Burns), conspired to pay Pohlad a shitload of money to his miserable ass (look up Pohlad- I think he was inspired by the Lionel Barrymore character in It’s a Wonderful Life) to fold the Twins (the Expos were the other team, and Selig has blood on his hands for that as well).  The Twins weren’t going to be moved.  Nope.  Not sold. Nope.  Just disenfranchised…. killed.  What made the whole thing stink to high heaven is that Selig stood to gain personally— he was the owner of the Brewers, well, not technically, as he “sold” the team to his daughter, but the Brewers stood to gain the Twins five-state market.  Well, the Twins managed to come up from the cellar, and in 2002 WON the Central Division, thereby disproving Selig’s assertion that the Twins couldn’t compete.

Plus, let’s not forget, he’s not a commissioner.  He is an owner promoted when the colluding fucks didn’t like what Fay Vincent did.

MLB is exempt from anti-trust laws.  They should have a real commissioner, one that is not an owner.  Bob Costas is 61 years old, and probably has another good 35 years in him.  Selig is done soon.  Congress needs to get involved and make sure baseball hires a commissioner that isn’t just in service to the owners.

Thursday Night Power Rankings #1

Okay, so give me a long leash here, as this is the first time I’ve ever attempted to do a Power Rankings of my own.

A few things to know:

  • I didn’t read any other Power Rankings
  • Each week I am attempting to predict how they would look a the end of the season.
  • I will add short notes for why a team moves up or down as the season unfolds.
  • I will try to be fluid, not holding stubbornly to what I predict.
  • This first Power Rankings is based on how the first two and half weeks have unfolded.
  • The brackets following each record will reflect how many spots they went up or down from the previous week.

So here they are:

1) Braves (13-2) [–]:    They have the pitching, the bullpen, the outfield, the HR hitters.  They are for real.  I questioned Medlen, but he’s looking good so far. Teheran is off to a tough start, but with that hitting, it doesn’t matter.  Paul Maholm was underrated- and he’s delivering so far. When Andrelton Simmons and Jason Heyward get right, they will win another ten in a row.

2) Nationals (9-6) [–]:    Dan Haren is a concern for sure, but after that, they are one of the elite teams.  Jayson Werth is putting aside any worries about his wrist.  The Ramos/Suzuki catcher platoon is working fine- Ramos went on DL and Suzuki responded with a few HRs. Bryce Harper is making all those pundits look smart.  He’s amazing.

3) Tigers (9-6) [–]:    In their final two games against the Mariners this week, they only scored 2 runs, but their starters struck out 24.  Scherzer is an ace on any other team. Torii Hunter is seeing his career extended and thriving hittting in front of Cabrera and Fielder. Their bullpen is a concern.  Will Valverde be back?  It looks like he might.  They have value to trade if they need to.

4) Red Sox (11-4) [–]:    Yeah, I’m surprised they are this high, but there are reasons they have the record they do. Ellsbury is healthy. Middlebrooks is making every Boston fan forget Youklis. Mike Napoli is paying off and, well, you can go on.  Big Papi is back tomorrow and even though closer Hanrahan is hobbled, they have Andrew Bailey who will keep that role.

5) A’s (12-4) [–]:     You ever listen to some old-time announcers on the MLB Network or elsewhere?  Those old farts- think Hawk Harrelson- loathe Billy Beane.  The A’s won what was supposed to be one of the toughest divisions last year.  And they are in the lead this year. Beane knows what he’s doing. Even some A’s fans scoffed at the signing of Chris Young.  Whatever.  They are going to be there at the end.  Pitching.  Couldn’t believe Tommy Milone was ranked so low in the draft. The A’s just don’t give a fuck what anyone thinks.

6) Reds (9-7) [–]:    They are in second place, but they have everything.  Votto has yet to really come alive, but he’ll get there.  Brandon Phillips is starting to seem ageless.  The addition of Shoo was excellent.  Concerns are the injury to Cueto and the ineffective Broxton, but they brought up Cingrani, and he was great.  Add in Cozart, Bruce, Frazier, etc.  Forget about it.  They are going to win the Central.  That is unless…

7) Cardinals (9-6) [–]:     This stellar organization continues to thrive, anticipating problems, and having a backup worthy of almost any starter. They do it year after year, and it bores the shit out of me, but they deserve so much respect.  Their weakness may be in the closing position.  Motte is down, maybe for the year and more, and nothing they can replace him with can compare to the Reds Chapman.  Still, they’ll find a way into the playoffs, ruining the momentum of some “better” team.

8) Giants (9-7) [–]:   Yeah, they just got swept by the Brewers and Matt Cain doesn’t look right.  But think about this: Did they look all that great in 2010 or 2012?  Nope. And Posey hasn’t even started hitting yet. They don’t have my pick for the best team in baseball, but they are still- until/if eliminated from contention- my pick to win the World Series.

9) Yankees (8-6) [–]:   They are doing just fine without Jeter, A-Roid, Granderson and Teixeira. Two of those four are going to be back soon, and if you haven’t seen the stats on Granderson and Teixeira, then let me tell you, this team isn’t going to leave the top 12 all year.  Sabatthia is fine. Kuroda’s got life in him yet.  And then there’s Cano.

10) Rangers (9-6) [–]:    Can they live without Josh Hamilton?  Shit yeah.  Hamilton is overrated.  This is a team that put nearly 40 years of not quite getting there to rest.  Kinsler is off to a good start, Berkman is delivering more than expected… they aren’t the sure thing they were, and that is their strength. They don’t have that pressure this year.  The A’s seem for real and the Angels will come back, but the Rangers are gonna be fine.  Still one of the elites.

11) Dodgers (7-8) [–]:     Yes, I am a Giants fan, but I never bought this Dodgers shit in the first place.  I hate Nick Punto. He represents in one player the undeserved arrogance of this team- and by team- I mean the organization and the fans.  Greinke is down.  Kershaw keeps pitching great, but loses to lesser teams.  Crawford is great, but Kemp is stinking it up.  Oh, they might get it together and win the west, but fuck ’em.  The Marlins of ’97 could beat the crap out of this “bought” team.  Um, sorry– I did mention I’m a Giants fan.  In all seriousness, there are problems.  Pitching- even with 7 starters at the beginning- are dropping. Adrian Gonzalez might be over the hump.  Kemp isn’t right.  And then, like I said, if you have Nick Punto starting, there are problems.  Hope is on the horizon though, because Hanley Ramirez is almost back.  I say it pretty much hinges on him.  His diva days seem behind him, and he seems really stoked to get started.  If he works out, the Dodgers work out.

12) Orioles (8-7) [–]:   I don’t think last year was a fluke.  Success changes teams, and this is a team of players that had underachieved but that now believe in themselves.  Showalter deserves credit.  Adam Jones is now a star.  Chris Davis, though cooling off, is gonna hit out at least 30.  If Markakis stays healthy and the pitching, their iffiest, can keep their team in the game, shit, why not.

13) Angels (4-10) [–]:     A 4-10 team over some of the others that come behind them leaves me open to criticism, but really, do you honestly think this team won’t get it together?  Even if their pitching sucks, there is just too much hitting, and the hitters have underperformed. That said, if Tommy Hanson doesn’t get it together, they need to Lincecum him to the bullpen. They need to move Trout back to leadoff and let the poor fucker steal some bases.  And finally, Pujols needs to bat behind Hamilton, Trout, and Trumbo.  His wheels are done.  He’s an albatross in the middle of that lineup, slowing momentum.

14) Blue Jays (7-9) [–]:    Forget Reyes being injured, and the disappearance act of “Joey Bats”- a HORRIBLE nickname- the Blue Jays aren’t performing.  Josh Johnson has a better season in him than has been displayed so far.  Lawrie is back and will do better– how do I know?  He has to get a hit eventually. Reyes will be back earlier than the projected three months.  I honestly think they should trade Bautista.  He’s arrogant, gets hurt a LOT- and might not be the MVP so many pundits claimed he would be.  Trade him as an MVP for a couple of potential all-stars.

15) Rays (5-10) [–]:     They didn’t want to bring up Wil Myers yet, even though they are struggling, and now he’s banged up in the minors.  Longoria is showing some life, but the rest of the lineup has been hitting like shit.  Still, it isn’t a lineup that will continue to perform at that level.

16) Diamondbacks (9-6) [–]:    This is a team that I admit should probably be higher. They are so delicate though.  McCarthy, Kubel, Miley, Ross, Hill, Cahill, and so forth… I don’t trust them to stay healthy.  Martin Prado is good, but not as good as the Upton they just gave away. If they manage to glue themselves together though by the midway point, they could be the surprise in the NL West.

17) Phillies (6-10) [–]:    They SHOULD be higher.  What the hell?  Halladay beat up the Marlins, but other than that, has been horseshit.  Strikeouts don’t matter when you let everybody else on.  Utley looks okay, Howard some signs of life… so what is the problem? You know how at the end of Polanski’s Chinatown Nicholson’s partner says “Forget it, Jake, it’s Chinatown”.  They won in ’08… forget about it.

18) Rockies (11-4) [–]:     You wonder why I pick an 11-4 team to be 18th in my first Power Rankings?   Tick tick tick…. that’s Tulowitzki heading to the DL.  Plus, it will stop snowing in Denver eventually.

19) Royals (8-6) [–]:     A fun team.  A lot of talent.  Stars in the making.  I just described the last dozen Royals seasons.  So why do I think they will fail?  Well, playing the better part of 81 games in what is a locker room humidifier can wear on a team. I don’t believe Billy Butler is as good as everyone claims.  Nor the catcher.  Nor Cain. Nor Hosmer.  Sue me.  I’ll admit it if I’m proven wrong.

20) Mets (7-7) [–]:    If they manage to get Giancarlo Stanton, this ranking changes.  Until then, enjoy every fifth day watching the phenom Matt Harvey.

21) Pirates  (7-8) [—]:    This team could move up, but there are so many ifs to them.  First, James McDonald is inconsistent.  Add Francisco Liriano to that mix, and yikes, that is a big ERA waiting to happen.  One of their power hitters can’t hit lefties- or is it rigthies– whatever, but Garrett Jones is half-great/half-liability.  Their ace is old.  Trade McCutchen to the team with the best farm system.  I like the Pirates, but I don’t think there is a winning record this year either.

22) Brewers (6-8) [–]:     I hate the Brewers.  I hate Ryan Braun.  He is guilty and I hope MLB nails him.  Let the crying sportswriters cry- he deserves to be nailed.  And nail Gomez while at it– not that he’s guilty of PEDs- but he’s guilty of being an unlikable showboat. Their ace just got to walk away from a DUI even though his blood alcohol level was three times over the legal limit.  Plus, they are in Wisconsin, a gun-toting Republican cesspool.  Fuck them.

23) Mariners  (7-10) [–]:   I currently live in Portland, and this is Mariners territory (I am moving back to SF next month).  Anyway, I’ve grown fond of this team.  They’ve got Morse and Kendrys Morales, and Michael Saunders on the DL, but they’ve got some pitching too.  They matched up against the Tigers well with King Felix and Ikamura.  Plus, did you see the play Endy Chavez made in CF today? A likable team.  I hope they move up.

24) White Sox (7-9) [–]:    Old, an injury waiting to happen (Sale), the worst announcer in the history of baseball (Hawk Harrelson) and well, I don’t even care enough to say more.

25) Twins (6-7) [–]:     GM Terry Ryan retired a few years ago and handed the team over to a shitstain that fucked up a decade of great Twins baseball.  They have lost nearly 200 games the past few years.  They might again this year lose close to 100, but Mauer and Morneau are healthy, and the rest of the glue they have put together in the lineup are talented.  If Worley can improve just a little, and Correia continues to perform above expectations, they might stay as high as 25.

26) Indians (5-9) [–]:    I don’t think Masterson, Kipnis, and Swisher have the answer.  Chris Perez is probably not going to finish the season as the closer– then again, he might not have too many chances.

27) Padres (5-10) [–]:     Gyorko is probably overrated.  Headley probably peaked.  Their starting pitching is very suspect. Will Venable is off to a great start!

28) Cubs (5-9) [–]:       Who cares?  Until the Cubs and their fans make a concerted effort to make amends to Steve Bartman, I don’t give a shit if they never win another game.  Lame ass organization.  Theo, step up.  Lance Berkman’s quotes were great.

29) Astros (4-11) [–]:    Now that they are in the AL west and I’ve seen/listened to enough of their games, and given the disrespect they’ve gotten from so many writers/commentators (I don’t ever want to hear “the lowly Astros” again), I have declared that I am a fan!  Not as lovable losers, but as an organization that has Jose Altuve and some other up and comers and who I suspect in a few years will be shutting a lot of people up.  I’m pulling for them.  I love every win.

30) Marlins (3-13) [–]:  A sham of an organization.  I feel for the players.  I like the manager, I like Stanton, etc.   But the bad karma this organization has is well-deserved.  They should contract this organization— or better yet– move them to Montreal.

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Day in Review: Thursday, 4.18.13

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Not that many people read this, but to my two main readers, I apologize for not doing an update last night. As I live on the west coast, I generally like to wait for all the games to finish before writing.  Well, last night, the Tigers and Mariners went 14 innings.  King Felix stuck out a dozen.  Max Scherzer struck out a dozen, as well.  Neither factored in the decision, as each team continued to strike out.  Altogether, the pitching staffs of each team combined for 40 Ks. The game mercifully ended, appropriately, with a play at the plate, Tigers catcher Brayan Pena surviving a collision with Justin Smoak, holding onto the ball for the Tigers 2-1 win Well, just a few hours later it seemed, they were back at it.  Everybody tired, except for the two starting pitchers- Justin Verlander v. Hisashi Iwakuma, and again, both starters were awesome.  Verlander struck out 12 in 7 innings, accounting for all of his teams strikeouts.  Iwakuma only struck out 2, but pitched six solid innings, and the Mariners won 2-0.  The Mariners aren’t expected to do much this year, but to hold Detroit to 2 runs in 23 innings has to make them feel pretty great.

As I’ve mentioned before, I follow Twitter, mainly for baseball stuff, but keep about 75 others on my feed.  Today, Seth MacFarlane re-tweeted something from @DamienFahey that made me laugh out loud.  “I’m no genius but maybe start by questioning the people who gave a “Thumbs Down” on the FBI Surveillance Video”.

Speaking of Twitter, I have started paring down my feed.  None of it had to do with the horrible amounts of shit that have gone on in the U.S. this week.  West, Texas, the Ricin letters, Boston, the deplorable NRA win in Congress…  I know that baseball players, as a group, aren’t the sharpest.  I respect- well, tolerate anyway- a lot of Christian declarations.  I can even handle some of the redneck thinking.  To be fair, most of them are trained enough by the time they hit the majors to know how to communicate in public… but what I cannot stand, is “Just sayin'”  What is this scourge on our lexicon?  I even tweeted: “What you’re ‘Just sayin” is that you’re a passive-aggressive halfwit.”  Yep, I now delete anyone that uses it… and just today, I deleted three- and two of them were sportswriters.

My Mom and Dad are in Vegas this week, and my Dad is in my head-to-head Fantasy League.  Normally he brings his laptop with him (they go twice a year) and keeps his team set up on his own, but the last time they were in Vegas he lost his computer.  That thing was like ten years old and in pristine condition, that’s how he is, which is cool, but frankly, it was a blessing in disguise that he lost it.  Anyway, he got a new one but wasn’t about to bring it with him this time, and so he asked me to adjust his lineup for him while he’s on vacation.  Not a problem, except that this week I am playing him.  His team isn’t good.  The first thing I did is recommend that he slide Jason Kubel into a DL slot so that he could add a player, and I recommended Astros SP Bud Norris, who had a dominant game his last time out.  Well, Norris pitched the next day and got pulled after just 2/3 of an inning, giving up 6 runs to the A’s.  I felt bad.  I called my Dad and said I was sorry for recommending Norris.  He said, “Oh, don’t worry about it.  Look what happened to (his pitcher) Matt Cain last time” (Cain gave up 9 runs in one inning.  Fair enough.  Aw, my poor Dad.. Cain pitched again today, and sucked balls again!  I’m beating my Dad 9-0.  We replaced Bud Norris with Joe Saunders.  Yeah, I’m sure that’s gonna work out.

The Giants got swept by the Brewers.  I already hate Ryan Braun (he hit a HR), but you can now add Carlos Gomez to that list, who I stated early in the spring is my nominee for an eventual PED suspension.  The good news is Brandon Crawford and Pablo Sandoval both extended their hitting streaks to ten games. Crawford is on fire.

The Braves winning streak ended at 10 on Wednesday, losing 1-0 to the KC Royals, behind the pitching of Wade Davis and the wide strike zone of an umpire I’m too lazy to look up.  Tonight, they were back at it.  The Uptons hit HRs– Justin his 9th- and all is well again in Atlanta, even though their rookie pitcher Julio Teheran isn’t looking all that sharp. It took Justin Upton 98 games last year to hit his 9th home run- he got his 9th this year in just the 14th game of the season. Before tonight, the Braves had blown just one lead all season.  Tonight they blew the lead three times by the fifth inning.

During our draft, my buddy Slim was bummed that there was an internet glitch when he was attempting to draft Joe Mauer and got “stuck” with Matt Weiters.  Well, yeah, Mauer is hot.  But Matt Weiters his a walk-off grand slam tonight.  Tampa Bay loses again.

Derek Jeter is now out until at least the All-Star break.  Kind of seems like he and Kobe are at the end even if neither will admit it.  They both are done.  Too old, and both with ankle injuries- well, an Achilles in Kobe’s case, which is lethal.  They will both play again, but rarely factor.  Hell, the Lakers might be better without Kobe!  Despite tonight’s extra-inning loss to the D-Backs, the Yankees are doing just fine without Jeter.

A marquee pitching match-up tomorrow (oh, BTW, despite recording his 1000th K yesterday, Clayton Kershaw lost again!).  Stephen Strasburg v the Mets phenom Matt Harvey.  They will probably both get shelled.  How do I know?  Because they are both my pitchers.  I just traded Mariano Rivera and J.J. Putz for Strasburg.  I have no real closers anymore, so I didn’t shed a tear when Putz blew his second save tonight.